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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9142 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Farms Harvested: | 625 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!