Just like in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and stand your ground against entitled players who think they deserve everything. Will you be the one to come out on top and claim your rightful rewards?
Forget about building houses and mining for resources, the real challenge here is dealing with the drama and chaos that unfolds in our server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to test your skills in handling family drama and standing up for what’s rightfully yours, join our server now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about dealing with entitled players along the way.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our insane custom biomes, including the legendary Bacon Forest and the mystical Cheese Caves. But be careful, because the trees in the Bacon Forest are known to randomly explode with bacon bits!
If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our exclusive Nether realm where you can battle zombie pigmen riding giant chickens. And don’t forget to visit our End dimension, where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for a chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run as fast as a speeding bullet!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention it’s all FREE?! What can you not believe is still free?
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti, with insane builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a hot potato! And get this, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a wacky reality TV show where anything goes!
Forget about boring old servers, come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!
| IP | play.alttd.com |
|---|---|
| Website | alttd.com |
| Rules | alttd.com/rules |
| Discord | discord.gg/TGqpzCJ |
| Blog/News | alttd.com/blog |
Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re a server where you can come to feel at home, relax, and play with your friends. Our focus is on survival gameplay, but we also have features suggested by the community to keep things interesting. We’ve been around since 2015, starting a new world for every major Minecraft release (excluding 1.16). Altitude is meant for older players, but all are welcome!
We also have a variety of custom features suggested and built by our community. You can check them out here.
Come join our community today! play.alttd.com
(If you need to contact us, please do so through our Discord or website, not this account. Thank you!)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server only for older players? | No, all players are welcome on Altitude! |
| How often do you start a new world? | We start a new world for every major Minecraft release. |
| Are there any server events? | Yes, we have monthly server events. |
| Can I create my own player shop? | Yes, we have an economy system with player shops. |
| Do you have any custom features? | Yes, we have a variety of custom features suggested and built by our community. |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pigs who will show you around our enchanted land. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered! Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a relaxing spa day in our lava hot tubs?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch it, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!
Instead of sitting in a stuffy classroom, you can explore vast, blocky worlds filled with adventure and excitement. Build towering castles, mine for precious diamonds, and battle hordes of zombies with your friends. Who needs school when you can be a Minecraft warrior?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly creeper and earn its respect? Or will you run screaming back to school like a scaredy-cat?
So ditch the textbooks and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who needs school when you can have this much fun?
Our server is so wild that even the guest stars from TV shows can’t handle the craziness. One time, a famous actor tried to join our server and ended up accidentally blowing up the entire spawn area with TNT! It was chaos, but hey, at least it made for a great story to tell your friends.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know who might show up and cause a little mayhem.