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Crafty Creepers Den

Crafty, CREEPERS, Cringelord, Cringepunk Sloprunners, Den, Native Isekairen, Niggatoro, Pedo in Abyss, Pedo Tensei, Pedogatari, Reddit Slayer, Redditsaw man, Redditsu Kaisen, Redo of the rapist, Rent a whore, Retards on Titan, Shield Groomer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5785
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Votes:	4535
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Our community is filled with players who have tamed their own army of zombie villagers and ride them into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our custom-made dungeons, where you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the realm of flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player named “CreeperSlayer69,” run for the hills – they’ve been known to blow up entire villages just for fun!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

Ice Age Dirt-Free Server

age, antarctica, barren landscape, climate change effects, desolate landscape, Dirt, DirtFree, extreme environment, frozen continent, frozen tundra, harsh climate, Ice, icy terrain, isolated continent, no soil, no vegetation, polar region, pristine wilderness, remote location, scientific research, Server, southern hemisphere, unique ecosystem, untouched wilderness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Animals Bred:	181
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

so come join our epic minecraft server where we have ALL the dirt you could ever want! we have dirt for days, dirt for weeks, dirt for years! build your dirt castles, dirt mansions, and dirt skyscrapers!

we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!

don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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The Toebob SMP

active player base., building maestro, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, smp, Toebob

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Toebob SMP Overview

Features
✨ Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins. (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
🛒 An (in-the-works) shopping district.
👪 An active player base.

Are you looking for a nice, awesome Minecraft SMP for you to play on? Look no further, the Toebob SMP is here to save you!

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb RAM.
A lit Discord server and community.
A dash of chaos—because what’s life without a little madness?

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join? Here’s the invite to the Discord server:

Join Toebob SMP Discord

Toebob SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the Toebob SMP server?

A: To join the server, first join the Discord server and request to be whitelisted. You will receive further instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Toebob SMP?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join Toebob SMP?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected from all players to maintain a friendly and respectful community.

The Void’s Edge 1.20

action, Adrenaline, Anime, Battles, Combat, Competition, Defeat, Drama, edge, Entertainment, fighters, INTENSE, Kengan, Manga, Martial Arts, never gets another on-screen fight, showdown, strength, Suspense, Tournament, underground fighting, Victory, VOIDS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz! It’s like the ultimate place to be if you never wanna see another fight on your screen ever again!

Imagine a world where creepers and zombies are just chillin’ and vibin’, no need for drama or violence, just pure peaceful coexistence.

Join us and experience the tranquility of a Minecraft server where conflict is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest treehouse or finding the rarest diamond.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a community that values peace and harmony above all else. Join now and say goodbye to on-screen fights forever!

LineCraft Minecraft Server

line etiquette, LineCraft, Minecraft, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet checkup, pet clinic, pet emergency, pet health, pet medication, pet owner, pet services, pet stress, pet surgery, pet treatment, pet vet, pet wellness, Server, vet appointment, vet visit, waiting in line

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9164	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value proper line etiquette just like at the vet’s office! Join us for a chance to showcase your impeccable waiting skills and strategic lineup maneuvers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive in chaotic situations and enjoy standing their ground against entitled groups. Show off your assertiveness and quick thinking as you navigate through unexpected challenges and confrontations.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about fairness, justice, and the importance of being first in line (both in-game and in real life). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your worth and assert your dominance in the virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and show everyone that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s rightfully yours, even if it means facing off against a group of disgruntled players who can’t handle being outsmarted. See you in the game, where the line starts here!

NoCopZoneCraft

6th floor, aita, apartment building, building maintenance, buzzed in, delivery worker, doorbell system, entrance door, entrance doors, inner door, Lobby, NoCopZoneCraft, Note, Packages, packages returned, police officer, police officers, police station, Preoccupied, unsaved call

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even police officers are trying to get in! Join now for the chance to interact with law enforcement in a whole new way – just make sure to have your doorbell system working, unlike some of our players! Who knows what kind of adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even have to make a tough decision like our OP did. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what surprises await you!

RedditGoogleSMP

digital platform, GOOGLE, Google users, information exchange, information seekers, information sharing, internet forum, internet search, knowledge sharing, Online Community, online community forum, online discussion, online help, online queries, online research, question and answer, reddit, reddit users, RedditGoogleSMP, search engine, User-generated content

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have like a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night, and the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing llamas, it’s wild!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s TPS, but who cares about that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in game, my fellow blockheads! #minecraft4lyfe #lolz #crazysmpfun 🤪🎮🔥

StrangerCraftMC

bizarre individual, bizarre meeting, curious encounter, Eccentric character, eccentric encounter, idiosyncratic individual, odd encounter, offbeat person, outlandish character, peculiar acquaintance, peculiar person, quirky acquaintance, quirky personality, strange person, StrangerCraftMC, unconventional individual, unconventional stranger, unique individual, unusual character, unusual individual, weird stranger

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	11
New Chunks Explored:	235650	Magic Items Found:	8725
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	296
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Have you ever met a player whose skin was literally a walking potato? Or someone who built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just for their pet pig? Well, get ready to meet a whole server full of wacky characters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for the chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the trees are made of candy canes, and where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (okay, maybe not hugs, but they won’t blow you up at least).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, or participate in a dance-off with a group of zombie villagers? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him (spoiler alert: he’s hiding in a secret underground chicken palace).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows, you might just meet the strangest person you’ve ever encountered…or become the strangest person yourself!

GoatZone Reborn

Aether, Battles, Community, Discord, Environment, Events, Fun, GoatZone, Join, Loot, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, pokemon, reborn, Seasons, Server, smp, Trading, voice chat, Welcoming

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6124	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Farms Harvested:	703
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Cobblemon SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Cobblemon Mod	Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Social Gameplay	Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS)	Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
100% Free Battlepass	We feature our own Battlepass where you earn experience for battling and catching Cobblemon. Earn enough exp and you will level up your Battlepass and receive rewards!
Community-Focused Events	From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
In game proximity voice chat	For those that like to use it, we offer an optional in game proximity voice chat so that you can easily chat with those around you!
Custom Modpack	We have our own Cobblemon Vanilla+ style modpack which expands on the vanilla experience without drastically changing it. The modpack is installed with just 1 click as we wanted to make sure it’s so easy to install that even someone who has never touched a mod before can do it.
Aether Mod	To add to the exploration of our world we run the Aether mod, a mod which allows you to explore a new heavenly dimension opposite to the Nether.
Unique Player Loot	Loot on our server is unique to you, this means that no matter when you join, even if all chests have been looted by others, once you open that chest unique loot will be generated just for you. So it is never too late to join!
Serene Seasons Mod	As you play you will slowly experience various seasons, Spring all the way to Winter. Leaves will change color, snow will fall, and then it repeats, keeping the world feeling alive!
Active Discord server	Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: What is Cobblemon SMP?

A: Cobblemon SMP is a Minecraft server that combines the elements of Pokémon with Minecraft, allowing players to catch and battle Cobblemon.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4

Q: Is the server modded?

A: Yes, we have our own custom Cobblemon Vanilla+ style modpack that enhances the gameplay experience without drastically changing it.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host various community-focused events such as tournaments, easter eggs, and legendary occurrences to keep players engaged and entertained.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) that allows players to trade seamlessly with each other, even when they’re offline.