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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4610 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!