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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 164713 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
