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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1037 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1799 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5515 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
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