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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1362 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 322920 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 447 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.
if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.
also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.
