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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8610 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.