Remote training jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyLooksMC

Appearance, attractiveness, attributes, basic qualification, Character, charisma, Charm, CraftyLooksMC, first impression, Grooming, inner beauty, looks, outer beauty, Personality, physical appearance, presentation, Qualities, self esteem, self-confidence, Social Skills, Traits

so like, this server is like, the coolest place ever. we don’t care if you’re a total noob or a pro, as long as you’re cool. but like, looks are super important. if you’re not rocking that diamond armor and swaggy skins, then like, bye felicia.

we got crazy events like a chicken jousting tournament where you ride on pigs and battle it out with eggs. and don’t even get me started on our epic parkour courses that will make you rage quit and cry for your momma.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes? yeah, it’s lit.

so if you wanna join the most lit server in all of Minecraft land, where personality matters but looks is the basic qualification, then like, come join us and let’s get this party started!

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TV2ZombieCraft

Activity, additional, aging, Average, Boosts, findings, healthy aging, light activity, Odds, odds of healthy aging, Replacing, seated, sedentary behaviors, Sleep, television, time spent, TV time, TV2ZombieCraft, two hours, Watching, worsened

so, like, imagine this: instead of watching boring ol’ tv all day, you could be playing on this EPIC minecraft server that will make you age like fine wine, bro! like, seriously, if you spend too much time on the couch watching tv, your aging odds go down, but if you join this server, you’ll be aging like a boss, increasing your chances of healthy aging by, like, 1000% or something crazy like that! so, ditch the remote and grab your pickaxe, cuz this server is gonna make you feel younger than a baby chicken in no time!

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Waychest: Where we don’t apologize for breaking your favorite pickaxe… again.

Apologize.., BREAKING, custom advancements, Discovery-based Warps, dont, Favorite, Integrated Region Protection, Journey System, No Monetization, Pickaxe, PvE, radiance, Region Maps, smp, Waychest, waychest flight, Waychests

Server Information

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	`waychest.com`
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.20.6 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PVE]

Overview

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm where players can start their Journey and discover a shared world.

FAQ

What is the “Journey” System?

The Journey system places you and anyone you choose into your own shared survival world with a random spawn point, allowing multiple Journeys with unique progress and partners.

What are Waychests?

Waychests are special chests that guide Journeys to find each other in the world and reward those who seek them out. Players can craft and place Waychests to guide others to their builds.

What is the “Waychest Flight” Minigame?

This minigame challenges players to pass through rings to reach a Waychest built by a stranger. It involves crafting an Elytra and engaging in in-world flying challenges.

How can I fast travel in the game?

Discover warp points to unlock fast travel between certain blocks, allowing for quicker exploration in the shared world.

Are there region protections in place?

Integrated region protection is available by placing Waychests to protect specific blocks and containers within an expandable area.

What is the “Radiance” effect?

The “Radiance” effect allows players to skip the night without skipping it entirely. It prevents nearby surface mob spawns for the rest of the night in the shared world.

Are there custom advancements in the game?

Custom advancements are available for every non-vanilla mechanic, providing players with goals and progression paths without needing to consult external resources.

Is there any monetization on the server?

Waychest does not feature any premium perks, donator tiers, or money-related transactions. It ensures a fair playing field for all players.

VengeanceCraft Minecraft Server

3D SMT, Apocalyptic, Atlus, demon summoning, emulation, Gaming, Jrpg, long tail tags, Minecraft, mmo, nds, nintendo switch, ps2, RPG, Server, shin megami tensei v, SMT series, SNES, strategy, turn based, Vengeance, VengeanceCraft, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild adventure that will leave you questioning reality? Look no further than our server, where the lines between Minecraft and real life are blurred in the most insane ways possible.

Join us on our server and experience a world where demons roam freely, where every block you break could unleash a horde of angry pixies, and where the only way to survive is to embrace the chaos. Emulate the PS2 ones? Ha! We’ve got demons that make those look like cuddly kittens.

So why wait? Dive into the madness and join our server today. Who knows, you might just come out the other side with a newfound appreciation for the SMT series…or a severe case of pixie-induced PTSD.

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PerdueCraft Minecraft Server

Afford, budgeting, cooking at home, eating out less, financial aspirations, financial freedom, financial goal, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, food expenses, frugal living, grocery shopping, long term financial goals, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, Perdue chicken strips, PerdueCraft, saving money, Server, smart spending, WEEKLY

Are you tired of living off ramen noodles and dreaming of a life where you can afford Perdue chicken strips weekly? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the key to making that dream a reality! Join us and start mining those diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, because on our server, the more diamonds you find, the closer you are to living that Perdue chicken strip lifestyle. Who needs a job when you can just mine for riches in the virtual world? So come on, join us and start your journey to chicken strip paradise!

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AuntieEatsNoMore – Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, AuntieEatsNoMore, Boundaries, boyfriend’s aunt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reaction, Emotional support, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, financial struggles, food sharing, house rules, household responsibilities, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, Respect, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate the complex relationships between family members and house guests. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, like our brave player who confronted T about eating all their lunch? Or will you be the one causing chaos, like T’s dad who didn’t appreciate the truth bombs being dropped?

Explore our server and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster of living with your boyfriend, his grandparents, his mom, his brother, and a revolving door of relatives who eat your food and use your shower. Can you keep up with the laundry, cleaning, and dishes like our player, who is the only one showing respect to the grandparents?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where every day brings a new twist and turn in the saga of family dynamics. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic household, or will you stir the pot even more? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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CraftyCountry Minecraft Server

country preference, CraftyCountry, desired nation, dream country, dream home abroad, dream living location, fantasy location, favorite destination, ideal country, ideal living spot, Minecraft, perfect place to live, preferred country, relocation wish, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring countries in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and live in the wackiest country you could ever imagine! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun is made of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a llama into battle. The national anthem is sung by a chorus of creepers and the currency is golden carrots.

So why settle for boring old reality when you could live in our crazy Minecraft country? Join now and experience a whole new world of ridiculousness!

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HilltopNSFWHavoc

adult content, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial, controversial topics, debate, Ethics, explicit, HILL, HilltopNSFWHavoc, Limits, Morals, NSFW, Opinions, personal beliefs, Principles, Sexuality, taboo, VALUES, willing to die on

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the most NSFW Minecraft server out there? Join us if you’re brave enough to face off against pixelated monsters with a twist – they’re all wearing scandalous outfits!

Our server is so NSFW, even the creepers blush when they see our players strutting their stuff in their risqué armor sets. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous dance parties that happen every Friday night at the virtual club!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your parents too if they catch you playing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most NSFW hill in Minecraft – if you dare!

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FinnCraft: NATO Land Command Server

Alliance, Baltic region, command, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense forces, European, finland, FinnCraft, foreign troops, International, Land, land command, Military, military base, military presence, nato, Peacekeeping, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, strategic location, Troops

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.

oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

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CraftyKyivAidCoordination

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, coordination, CraftyKyivAidCoordination, crisis management., Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, greater role, international relations, kyiv, military aid, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Stoltenberg, Support, Ukraine

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be part of a top secret military operation but u just a kid in ur mom’s basement playin minecraft all day? well, guess what, now u can! join our server and pretend u r part of NATO coordinating military aid for Kyiv! u can be the hero u always wanted to be, fight off evil forces and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with Stoltenberg, he’s a cool dude. so, what r u waitin for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!

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