| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4771 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2787 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3864 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 163 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3432 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2282 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
| Animals Bred: | 92 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6960 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 106 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3192 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 142 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 366 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7838 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3916 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2559 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 482 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 53 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7964 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 8742 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4971 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
