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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	115
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Towns Built:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crops Grown:	2838	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	744	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1517
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gods Slained:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1552	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	464949
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

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