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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2974 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 878432 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures.
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?
