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| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 390 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!
