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SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

blocky, Bois, classic remakes, enhanced editions, enhanced remakes, game remakes, improved graphics, improved remakes, Minecraft, modernized gameplay, modernized games, obsolete originals, original game obsolete, reimagined games, remade classics, remade favorites, remade video games, remastered classics, revamped video games, smp, updated versions, updated video games, Video game remakes, Vidya remakes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

>Alright time to finally play an ARPG… Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, ARPG, Boss Battles, Character customization, Combat, dungeon crawling, Epic, equipment upgrades, Exploration, FANTASY, Finally, gameplay, gtalright, Hack and Slash, high intensity, leveling up, Loot, Loot drops, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Questing, role playing, Skill Tree, smp, Time

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	693
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Votes:	3349	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

>Yo, forget about that boring ARPG, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real action is at!>We’ve got creepers that do the cha-cha, villagers that break out into song and dance, and don’t even get me started on the talking cows!>But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying llamas!>So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Sleepland Minecraft server

1.21, 1.7, banner, Bed wars, bedrock, building, Community, don’t destroy anything, Fun, image, java, Lazy, limited players, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, rules, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Sleepland, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
New Chunks Explored:	781209	Crops Grown:	5686
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Animals Bred:	124

Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

mc-sl.ru:51073

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Votes:	4810	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crops Grown:	2219	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**

play.auraforge.net

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

play.minezones.org:40000

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, desire, emotional connection, fulfillment, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, Minecraft, NoWomanSex, personal growth, Prostitutes, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-control, Server, sex, sexual desire, sexual experience, temptation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	2105	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchantments Applied:	204
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

bloodborne, bonfire, Challenges, Character planners, Community, DANK, dark souls, demons souls, discussion, dsg, elden ring, FAQ, FromSoftware, gameplay, games, general, King’s Field, Lore, Minecraft, online tips, Resources, sekiro, smp, Souls, Souls Games, strategy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Android 18, Anime, Ball, BULMA, Cell, Chi-Chi, dragon ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Majin buu, Master Roshi, Minecraft, Mr. Satan, Piccolo, Server, Tiền, useless, useless character, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crops Grown:	5589	Secret Passages Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!