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SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	676263
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

MistakeCraft Minecraft Server

Analyzing, contemplation, Decision making, doubt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, Minecraft, mistake, MistakeCraft, overthinking, pondering, Questioning, reassessing, reevaluating, Reflection, regret, second guessing, self reflection, self-doubt, Server, uncertainty

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

CraftyPixels – Minecraft Server

A1111, AI boorus, amd, ComfyUI, controlnet, CraftyPixels, Discord, Fisting Ferals, Forge Installation, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, Server, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, Train LORAs, Trash Collects, Trash FAQ

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further than our Fisting Ferals edition! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a unique local setup that will blow your mind. From A1111 and Forge Installation Guides to ComfyUI and AMD options, we’ve got everything you need to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

And don’t forget about our guides! Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and master the PDXL Prompt Guide. With our trash resources and models like EasyFluff and SeaArt, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlameGameBrothers

BlameGameBrothers, blended family problems, communication breakdown, emotional trauma, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family fallout, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Family Therapy, parenting issues, sibling rivalry, stepfamily challenges

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family secrets and betrayal are just a daily occurrence!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering long-lost relatives, like finding out your brother has a secret son he never knew about! Watch as the family dynamics unfold and drama ensues when the son moves in and causes chaos.

Witness the tension rise as the son lashes out at his new family, saying things that would make a sailor blush. And don’t forget the traumatized younger siblings who are scarred for life after witnessing the family meltdown.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join today and prepare for the ultimate family feud!

CraftyPottyPalace

bathroom design, convenience, CraftyPottyPalace, cultural practices, Gender norms, home bathrooms, home design, home improvement, household features, hygiene, interior design, men’s bathrooms, modern homes, Plumbing, public restrooms, residential construction, space saving, traditional norms, Urinals, waste management, water efficiency

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3139	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

BronchitisCraft – Air Pollution Edition

Air, air pollution, air quality, Bronchitis, BronchitisCraft, childhood development, childhood exposure, childhood health, chronic bronchitis, Edition, environmental health, environmental research, long-term effects, lung health, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, public health, research, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, respiratory symptoms, Symptoms

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper explosion? Well, do we have the server for you! This place is like the Wild West of Minecraft, with crazy adventures waiting around every corner.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie pigmen come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame them and ride them into battle like your own personal army of undead warriors.

And get this, our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient villagers who could fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches?

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally blew up your house with TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get bronchitis from all the air pollution exposure, but that’s just a minor inconvenience compared to the fun you’ll have.

PMCC Event Server

Aqua Axolotls, bedrock, Blue Bats, challenge, competitors, Cyan Coyotes, Event, Event Server, Green Geckos, java, Lime Llamas, Minecraft, Orange Ocelots, Pink Parrots, Pmcc, Purple Pandas, Red Rabbits, texture pack, Whitelist, Yellow Yaks

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

PMCC official server! Works for version 1.20.4 on Java and all versions on Bedrock. Whitelist is on! Only spectators, admins, and competitors can join. If you are joining to the server on bedrock pm me because the whitelist is a bit different on bedrock

If the texture pack doesn’t work here’s the link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/y1fx3cueehoicmq/PMCC_Pack_Final.zip/file

June 29 Competitors – (If you don’t have access to the server and you’re a competitor, pm me, thanks!)

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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

CraftyBlock, Minecraft, No. 199129790 Anonymous CuCullo Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Murder Secrets Intrigue Clues Enigma Puzzle Whodunit Hidden Identity Conspiracies Plot Twist Dark Secrets, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	3117	New Chunks Explored:	124351
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205

Welcome to CuCullo, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is guarded by a giant pink llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Don’t worry, it’s friendly (unless you try to steal its diamonds).

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant bowl of spaghetti. Fight your opponents while trying not to slip on the noodles!

– The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spudrick. He’s always there to help you out, as long as you bring him a sacrifice of golden carrots.

So come join us at CuCullo, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

EndlessCraft Minecraft Server

Beginning, CHANGE, Closure, Decision making, doubt, EndlessCraft, fresh start, Future, growth, Hope, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new chapter, Over.., Possibilities, Reflection, second chances, Server, starting anew, TRANSITION, turning point, uncertainty

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dimension Hops:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Emeralds Found:	8034
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and find out if it’s over or just beginning!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with dancing pigs and talking chickens. They had to battle their way through hordes of evil llamas and ride on the backs of flying sheep to reach the ultimate treasure – a diamond-encrusted potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who roams the land challenging players to epic dance-offs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep frolic and grant wishes to those who can catch them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if it’s truly over or if the adventure is just beginning!

CheaterCraft: AITAH Edition

AITAH, CheaterCraft, Communication Issues, disbelief, Edition, emotional turmoil, fertility struggles, hurt feelings, infertility, Insecurities, marriage problems, misunderstanding, ovulation test, Pregnancy, semen analysis, shock, suspicion, Trust, trying to get pregnant, wife cheated, zero sperm cells

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magic Items Found:	3949	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find out that you have ZERO diamonds in your inventory. That’s right, ZERO. But don’t worry, because in this crazy world, anything is possible. Just like the time I thought I found a rare enchanted sword, only to realize it was just a stick with a carrot taped to it.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as confused and entertained as you are. Like the time someone built a giant chicken statue that laid golden eggs, only for it to come to life and start terrorizing the village. Ah, good times.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions, from sheer excitement to utter confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that you’re not actually the father of that creeper you’ve been raising as your own. It’s all possible in this wacky world we’ve created.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken trust, Cheating, Creepercraft, Deceit, deceitful actions, deceitful behavior, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, Gaslighting, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, Infidelity, Lies, Manipulation, mind games, Minecraft, painful memories, Revenge, Server, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and need a break from the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and leave your ex in the dust. Our server is so lit, even your ex will be jealous of all the fun you’re having. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why waste time on someone who doesn’t appreciate your mining skills? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!