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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
