religious savages Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stone Age to Steve Age

age, contrary opinions, crucifixion, emotions, Empathetic, Ethics, Evolution, evolving machines, human evolution, kill, Machines, middle ages, Passengers, people in 1500s, people in 2024, progress, religious savages, Smart, society, steve, STONE, Technology, wrong opinions

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	1622	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

CraftyCarCo: JapVsUSReliability

American car companies, Automotive Industry, brand reputation, Competition, consumer preferences, consumer trust., cost efficiency, CraftyCarCo, customer satisfaction, global competition., incentives, industry trends, Japanese brands, JapVsUSReliability, long-term reliability, manufacturing standards, market demand, market share, product development, Quality Control, Reliability, technological advancements

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Tired of your car breaking down every time you try to drive to the grocery store? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where cars never break down and you can drive to the ends of the earth without a care in the world. We’ve got redstone-powered engines that never run out of gas, diamond-plated tires that never pop, and creeper-proof armor to protect you from any unexpected explosions.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground race track where you can test your driving skills against the toughest mobs in the game. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but if you can beat him, you’ll win a prize beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time and money on unreliable American cars when you can join our Minecraft server and drive into the sunset without a care in the world? Join us now and start your epic car adventure today!

CovidCraft: China Edition

China, China’s responsibility, coronavirus, Covid origins, Covid-19, CovidCraft, data sharing, Data transparency, Edition, global health, health crisis, information sharing, International cooperation, investigation, origins investigation, pandemic, public health, transparency, virus origins, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!

Viral Ad Blitz Minecraft

ad campaign, advertising, audience engagement, audience reach, Blitz, brand awareness, Budget, commercials, companies, Competition, consumer behavior, creativity, Digital Marketing, Marketing, Minecraft, Promotion, roi, social media, strategic planning, super bowl, television, viral

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

yo, u ever seen them super bowl ads? they spend all this cash on one ad but if they put that same energy into all their ads, they’d be famous af. imagine if they advertised our server like that, we’d have so many players we wouldn’t know what to do with them all. come join us and be part of the madness, we promise you won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. true story.

SCP SITE-19

Chat, Community, Discord, Events, facility, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, paid off, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, Scp, Server, Session, Site19, surface area, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Server Overview

Name	SITE-19 Roleplay Server
Description	“SITE-19” is a just released Minecraft RP server, where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation. Features a large underground facility and surface area for gameplay events.
Server Type	Vanilla server with no lag or ping spikes
Owner	Owner has personally funded the server
Planned Events	Longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is based on the SCP Foundation universe for roleplaying.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay with no lag.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link and follow the instructions.
Are there planned events on the server?	Yes, the server plans to host longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and tasks.
Who funded the server?	The owner has personally funded the server for smooth operation.

Frost Haven Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, bargains, Clearance, Deals, DISCOUNTS, end of sale, frost, game purchases, Gaming, gaming deals, good games, Haven, Realms, Sales, savings, shopping, shopping satisfaction, shopping spree, video games, winter discounts, winter gaming, winter sale, winter season, winter shopping

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2586
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Lol, forget those boring games, join our Minecraft server instead! It’s like a winter wonderland all year round, but with creepers and zombies instead of snowmen!

You won’t be disappointed, we have epic builds that will blow your mind and crazy minigames that will make you question reality. Plus, our community is full of hilarious trolls and meme lords, so you’ll never be bored.

So ditch those lame winter sales and come join the chaos on our Minecraft server. Who needs good games when you can have a blast with us?

StayCraftNYE – Quietly Epic!

Alone Time, comfort, contemplation, cozy night, Epic, holiday at home, introspection, introvert celebration, low-key holiday, mental health, mindfulness, peaceful celebration, quiet new years eve, Quietly, Reflection, Relaxation, sad, self-care, solitude, StayCraftNYE, staying in, Thoughts, Tranquility

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	1939	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring old New Year’s Eve parties with the same old countdown and lame fireworks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we throw the wildest New Year’s Eve bash you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a giant creeper-shaped disco ball dropping at midnight, exploding into a shower of diamonds and emeralds! And instead of champagne, we toast with potions of invisibility! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic celebration. Join us and ring in the New Year in style!

XiPutinCraft Server: Moving Forward Hand in Hand

bilateral ties, China, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, Hand, hand in hand, international relations, Moving, moving forward, mutual respect, Partnership, progress, russia, Server, solidarity, strategic alliance, Unity, Vladimir Putin, world leaders, Xi Jinping, XiPutinCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are bffs and they build giant statues of xi and putin holding hands! u can be part of the fun and help them conquer the minecraft world with their epic building skills. join now for a chance to ride on a flying panda and battle against evil creepers with putin’s pet bear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s goooooooo!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Strike!

Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defence Intelligence, Defense, drone, drone strike, historic strike, intelligence, Mi-8 Helicopter, Military, military technology, naval drone, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian Navy, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4613	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

lol, u ever wanted to be part of a server where u can blow up helicopters with drones? well u in luck cuz on this server, we got drones that can take down anything, even Russian helicopters in Crimea! join now and be part of the epic battles that will go down in history! who needs regular old Minecraft when u can be a part of this crazy action? come join us and be a part of the madness!

NeglectCraft: Adulting Edition

Adulthood, adulting, adverse health outcomes, association, childhood neglect, childhood trauma, Edition, intervention strategies, long-term effects, mental health, neglect prevention, NeglectCraft, physical health, preventative measures, protective adult, protective factors, public health, research, resilience, risk factors, social determinants of health, socioeconomic status, vulnerable populations

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2689	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	New Chunks Explored:	471467
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

LOLZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land where u can escape ur childhood neglect and become a rich mofo with a protective adult by ur side! Like, forget therapy, just play on dis server and all ur problems will disappear like a creeper in the sunlight. Plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur minions like a boss. So, what u waitin’ for? Join now and start livin’ ur best life in blocky paradise!

Mystic Coin Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alice Walton, Amancio Ortega, Bernard Arnault, bill gates, Carlos Slim Helu, Coin, elon musk, Francoise Bettencourt Meyers, jeff bezos, Jew money, Jewish Identification, Jim Walton, Larry Ellison, Larry Page, Mark Zuckerberg, Michael Bloomberg, Mukesh Ambani, mystic, Quest, Rob Walton, Sergey Brin, Steve Ballmer, Top 50 Richest People, warren buffett, Zhong Shanshan

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8404
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like the top 50 richest people in the world, but with a twist – we got a bunch of Jewish folks on the list! Like, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and more! It’s like a Jewish billionaire paradise up in here, dude!

Join now and experience the overrepresentation factor of 110x! It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, but with more shekels and diamond blocks, ya feel me? Don’t miss out on the chance to build your empire alongside the chosen ones, bro! Let’s get this bread, but make it kosher!