Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!
Join our server for the ultimate clash of beliefs and see if you can survive the chaos of mixing Catholicism and Buddhism in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret to achieving enlightenment while building your very own virtual cathedral.
So why wait? Join now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to say your prayers before logging on, you never know what kind of religious shenanigans you’ll encounter!
Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build your own temple, trade with other players in the marketplace, and engage in epic battles against zombie pigmen (we hear they’re anti-Semitic). So come on down and join the chosen people of this Minecraft server – we promise you won’t be disappointed!
Join us and experience the power of divine intervention as you build, mine, and battle your way through the world. Need diamonds? Just ask God and he’ll rain them down from the heavens. Stuck in a sticky situation with a creeper? Call upon the angels to swoop in and save the day.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, a majestic creature that will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you get the idea.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become one of God’s chosen people in the world of Minecraft. Amen to that!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the elusive rainbow sheep and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the wackiest adventures with Shakyamuni Buddha turned Christianized folk saint! Imagine building temples with Buddha himself while fighting off creepers and zombies with his divine powers.
Legend has it that Buddha once rode a pig through the Nether and tamed a dragon to protect our server from griefers. Join now to witness these epic battles and maybe even ride a pig yourself!
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore ancient temples and mystical lands with Barlaam and Josaphat as your guides. Who knows what treasures and secrets you’ll uncover along the way!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!