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CraftyThreads – Minecraft Server

Chiesa, CraftyThreads, cristianesimo, edizione francescana, Filo, francescana, francescane, francescanesimo, francescani, francescano, francesco d’assisi, frati minori, il filo, ITA, Italiano, italiano religioso, Meditazione, Minecraft, preghiera, religione, Server, spiritualità, vita francescana

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of Franciscan monks who have taken a vow of Minecraft mastery. They spend their days praying to the Minecraft gods for good loot drops and abundant diamonds.

2. The server spawn is a replica of the Vatican City, complete with a pixelated Pope giving blessings to all new players who join.

3. Our PvP arena is located on the moon, because why fight on Earth when you can battle it out in low gravity?

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a dragon named Sir Squishy. Defeat him and claim the loot for yourself!

5. Every Sunday, we host a massive Minecraft mass where players can repent for their blocky sins and receive enchanted items as penance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

acquire, counting on, CREEPERS, death, Die, Earth, FAMOUS, Fool, grave, hedonistic pleasure, Jesus, life in abundance, Live Forever, Lost, LostCraft, material things, materialism, Rich, Save, Treasures, Wise

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1109
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5527	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Votes:	5319
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

blocky, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, gtYLYL, haha, hilarious, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, laughs, lmfao, lol, lols, memes, Minecraft, rofl, Server, silly, social media, trending, viral, ylyl

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Runes Activated:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

87, 89, Abilities, Analysis, average IQ, capacity, Cognitive, comparison, data, Decline, Decrease, DROPPED, GobbleCraft, higher, intelligence, IQs, Measurement, Mental, Population, statistics, study, trend, turkey, Turkeys

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	2194	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

cinematic experience, cinematic journey, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film critique, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film experience, film studies, film theory, higher order kino, immersive cinema, kino experience, KraftyKino, LEVEL, lols, movie lovers, movie magic, next level kino, ready for kino, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

#youtube, AMERICANS, Anons, banned, Bible verses, channel, Christ haters, controversy, discussion, doesnt, exalt Israel, Exist, false Christian, frens, Jews, Misinformation, misinformed, palestine, PALS, PIXEL, synagogue of Satan, unwavering support, Video

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3859	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Battles, Character development, comedy, Crafting, cursed, CURSES, cute, dark fantasy, Demons, ENERGY, FANTASY, friendship, high school, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, school life, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural powers, teamwork, those little scissors cuts

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9302	Secret Passages Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	6705	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!