RelaxingASMR Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockCrafters United

addiction, alcoholism, binge eating disorder, Blockcrafters, caffeine addiction, common addiction, compulsive behavior, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, United, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become addicted to building pixelated masterpieces that will make even the most seasoned players jealous! Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself sneaking onto your computer in the middle of the night just to get in a few more blocks before bed.

But beware, once you join our server, you’ll be sucked into a world where creepers are actually friendly and zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. You’ll never want to leave this wacky, whimsical world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So come on, join our server and let the addiction begin! Who needs sleep when you can be building your own virtual empire and battling dragons with your trusty diamond sword? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

WoollyCraft: Mammoth Mayhem

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient history, ancient humans, archaeological discovery, archaeological site, archaeology, cultural artifacts, Excavation, extinct species, human interactions, ice age, mammoth, mammoth graveyard, MAYHEM, Paleontology, prehistoric, prehistoric animals, scientific research, Siberia, Siberian permafrost, woolly beasts, WoollyCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we got a mammoth graveyard just like in Siberia? Yeah, you heard me right! We got woolly beasts roaming around and interacting with players for over 800 years! It’s like a prehistoric party up in here!

Come chill with the mammoths, ride them into battle, or just hang out and chat about ancient civilizations. Who needs regular old Minecraft servers when you can have a woolly adventure like this? Join now and experience the ultimate prehistoric fun!

NudeCraft: Never Done Laundry

clean clothes, funny laundry, household chores, Laundry, laundry day, laundry day blues, laundry day fun, laundry day tips, laundry humor, laundry in the nude, laundry jokes, laundry life, laundry memes, laundry problems, laundry quotes, laundry routine, laundry struggles, laundry time, never done, Nude, NudeCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our minecraft server where we do laundry in the nude!!! yep, you heard that right. forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, we are all about that naked laundry life.

imagine the freedom of crafting while your bits are hanging out for all to see. no more worrying about getting your clothes dirty while you mine for resources, just let it all hang loose and get that laundry done at the same time.

plus, our community is super supportive and always ready to lend a hand…or a sock. so if you’re tired of the same old minecraft experience, come join us for a truly unique and liberating adventure. just remember to bring your own detergent, we don’t provide that kind of support.

SkyFarm: Best SkyBlock server Minecraft server

administration, blocks, Bosses, Competition, Cultures, Goods, Improvement, Islands, jewelry, Loot, Mechanics, Minecraft, mobs, Opening, Prizes, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, skyfarm, Unique

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9132
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

So ladies and gentlemen, we are opening, and today we will tell you about what will happen on our favorite skyblock? As you already know: IP – mc.skyfarm.space Version – 1.16.5 – 1.20 And now let’s move on to what you don’t know?. On our skyblock there will be 4 unique bosses, with their own mechanics and the issuance of prizes, places for killing bosses are distributed according to the amount of damage caused, you can find them by command /boss?. Let’s move on. So Will we have a buyer who will accept your goods for good money? . There will be a lot of goods there, such as cultures, blocks, jewelry, as well as loot from mobs. There will also be improvement of the islands, which will help you be the best?. Well, what was the main thing, and now let’s move on to the most interesting? In honor of the opening of SkyFarm, a competition will be held on our server, soon you will find out the conditions and rewards? We are waiting for you all to please us on our skyblock, with love from the administration of SkyFarm?.

mc.skyfarm.space

Welcome to BreadCraft, where the only thing crustier than the bread is our jokes!

application-based, Armour stands+, bedrock, Bread, BreadCraft, Builders, content creators, crustier, DROPS, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, Haven, head, java, jokes, player, Small, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Server Name:	BreadCraft
Type:	Survival SMP
Features:	– Application-based economy– Vanilla Tweaks player head drops– Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+
Application:	Apply here

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is BreadCraft?

A: BreadCraft is a small, friendly survival SMP server for builders and content creators.

Q: How can I join BreadCraft?

A: You can join by filling out an application form here.

Q: What features does BreadCraft have?

A: BreadCraft has an application-based economy, Vanilla Tweaks player head drops, and Vanilla Tweaks Armour stands+.

Q: Is griefing allowed on BreadCraft?

A: No, BreadCraft was created as a grief-free environment for players to enjoy building and creating content without the fear of griefing.

Q: Can I bring my friends to join BreadCraft?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join BreadCraft as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Q: Are there any specific building rules on BreadCraft?

A: We encourage creativity and freedom in building, but please respect other players’ creations and follow the server rules regarding griefing and inappropriate builds.

PixelBite Minecraft Server

drink, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional drink, fictional food, Food, Fun, Gaming, gaming culture, immersive experience, indulgence, indulgent treat, Interactive, leisure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelBite, role playing, Server, video game, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine! Have you ever dreamed of chowing down on a delicious virtual treat from your favorite video game? Well, on our server, you can do just that!

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, when suddenly, you stumble upon a giant pixelated cake straight out of Minecraft. But wait, it’s not just any cake – it’s a cake from Portal! You take a big bite and feel the rush of sugar and sprinkles coursing through your veins. No buffs, no side effects, just pure, unadulterated cakey goodness.

But that’s not all! How about washing down that cake with a refreshing drink from the world of Skyrim? Imagine sipping on a frosty mug of mead while watching the sunset over our blocky landscape. It’s the perfect way to relax after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate virtual feast! Who knows what other tasty surprises await you in our pixelated paradise.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

Audience, bathroom, big heart, check in, concerned, dislike, Drama, Drunk, faints, FLARE, hate, horrid bitch, Ichimin, jackass, Lucky, Marine, Minecraft, Server, Snaps, Stream, Streamer, TipsyCraft, toxic behavior

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps like marine getting so drunk she passes out in the bathroom because she hates her audience. But don’t worry, our hero Flare swoops in to save the day, only to be snapped at by the horrid marine. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and less evil twins. So come join us and see what crazy antics await on our server! Just watch out for any flying llamas, they tend to cause chaos.

HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, drug addiction, Enabling, enabling behavior, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support decision, Homeless, homeless family, HomelessCraft, homelessness, Minecraft, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love choice, tough love decision, tough situation, Ultimatum

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tough love is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices – just like in real life, but blockier!

Looking for a server where you can bond out your meth-addicted husband from virtual jail? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can make tough decisions like choosing between enabling a toxic relationship or standing your ground. Will you choose love or tough love? The choice is yours!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual tough love, where you can kick out your sister-in-law for making questionable decisions and still feel bad about it. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on in and bond out your virtual husband, kick out your sister-in-law, and navigate the crazy world of tough love in Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

AutisticWingmanBarDate

autism, AutisticWingmanBarDate, bar, brother, clubbing, curse words, designated driver, drinks, Drunk, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, high school, Humiliation, pool table, Rebound, Rude, sexist, single, wingman

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being the third wheel in your own love life? Do you want to give your girlfriend’s brother a night to remember (or forget)? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time that will make you question all your life choices!

Picture this: you and Gary, the ultimate wingman duo, taking on the virtual world together. You’ll be playing pool, chatting up virtual girls, and causing virtual chaos like never before. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

But be warned, things may get a little too real. Gary might start calling out virtual girls for ignoring him, buying drinks for anyone who looks his way, and accusing you of setting him up for embarrassment. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.

So, if you’re ready for a night of virtual bar-hopping, awkward encounters, and questionable decisions, join our server now. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on Reddit).

TaiwanTango Minecraft Server

Air Force, Asia, Beijing, China, Conflict, Defense, east asia, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, Navy, Pacific, provocation, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, TaiwanTango, Tensions, warplanes, Warships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Alien Abductions:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

lol u know wat else is circling? our amazin minecraft server! we got 23 warplanes flyin around spawn and 7 warships sailin in our epic ocean biome. u gotta join this server if u wanna survive the chaos and build ur own empire. plus, our admin is a secret agent from china who will guide u through all the battles and quests. come join the fun and see if u can conquer the circlin warplanes and warships!