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PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

2 years old, aita, approach dogs, barking dog, danger, Distance, dog barking, drinking water, front yard, hot out, House, insane person, irresponsible parent, lady yelling, My Kid, Permission, pissed, playing in daily, playing outside, PupCraft, stranger, strangers dog, supervise my son, supervise my son better, woof, YARD

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP

gender change, gender discrimination, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team with a never-ending supply of chickens in your base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Gender Swap” plugin, where players have the chance to experience life as the opposite gender. Imagine the hilarity of a group of tough, burly miners suddenly finding themselves in frilly dresses and high heels! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue when the tables are turned.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of Minecraft and encourages players to let loose and have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what women might dislike the most if they were to become men? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BlockyBanterMC

adult humor, adult joke, BlockyBanterMC, crude joke, dirty humor, dirty joke, explicit humor, explicit joke, funny, humor, inappropriate humor, inappropriate joke, JOKE, mature humor, naughty joke, NSFW, obscene joke, off-color joke, raunchy joke, risque joke, vulgar joke

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

ParisianPixel Minecraft Server

celebration, city of lights, cultural event, Eiffel Tower, Entertainment, Event, extravagant display, fashion, Festivities, fireworks, French capital, grand spectacle, iconic landmarks, lights up, Minecraft, Music, opening ceremony, Paris, ParisianPixel, Performances, red carpet, Server, unique style

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat it had an opening ceremony dat lit up paris in a unique style. like, who does dat? only da coolest minecraft server ever, dat’s who!

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills.

but wait, there’s more! we also have custom plugins dat let u do things like fly on a unicorn or turn into a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCleric’sWifeBeating101

beat, cleric, controversy, CraftyClericsWifeBeating101, cultural norms, domestic violence, Gender Roles, hot water, HUMAN RIGHTS, instructing, Islam, Marriage, Misogyny, Muslim, Proper ways, Religion, Russian, Social Issues, traditional beliefs, Wife, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even a prominent russian muslim cleric would wanna join?! yea, u heard me right! we got all the craziness u need in a minecraft server!

imagine this, u log in and suddenly u see a giant mosque built entirely out of diamond blocks! yea, we got that kind of luxury here! and guess what? we have a special event where u can challenge the cleric himself to a build battle! winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground fight club we have? yea, u can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a special prize of a pet creeper! yea, u heard me right, a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to beat the cleric in a build battle!

GrillmastersGuild

art, Chefs, Consumption, Cooking, cooking techniques, cuisine, culinary arts, culinary professionals, culinary skills, deceased remains, Food, food preparation, Gastronomy, Gourmet, GrillmastersGuild, kitchen, meal preparation, morticians, Preparation, superior manner, trained professionals

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

hey u! ya u, tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where all u do is mine and build? well come join our server where we take cooking to a whole new level! we don’t just cook food, we cook DECEASED REMAINS! that’s right, we’re like morticians but for food! our chefs are trained professionals who will make sure those remains are prepared in the most superior manner possible. so if u wanna experience the thrill of cooking up some crazy meals and have a laugh while doing it, then join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new favorite dish made from the most unexpected ingredients. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get cooking!

LoloGeta. – . Minecraft server

cheapest, clan battles, Donate, donates, Griefing, hard battles, LoloGeta, Minecraft, Rubles, Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

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Get a life on LumaMC… just not in real life. Survival, Towny, Jobs, and more!

Adventures, alliances, Artmap, Community, Competitions, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Features, Feedback, Fishing, hoarder, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Life, LumaMC, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, real, RICHEST, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Animals Bred:	104
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Features
Towny
mcMMO
Custom Items
Player-Based Economy
Hoarder Plugin
Ranks System
Artmap Plugin
Dynamic Seasons World

Jobs

FAQ

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to establish and grow their own towns, form alliances, and build a community. It is also used as the main claiming system on LumaMC.

How do I level up my skills with mcMMO?

You can level up your skills by simply performing actions related to that skill. For example, mining will increase your Mining skill.

What are Custom Items?

Custom items on LumaMC are items that have special abilities and unique skills. These items add an extra layer of depth to the gameplay experience.

How does the Player-Based Economy work?

The Player-Based Economy on LumaMC allows players to engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics. It adds a dynamic element to the in-game economy.

What is the Hoarder Plugin?

The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.

How does the Ranks System work?

The Ranks System on LumaMC allows players to climb the ranks by earning different titles and abilities. It provides a sense of progression and achievement in the game.

What can I do with the Artmap Plugin?

The Artmap Plugin allows players to express their creativity with map designs and make their mark on the server. It gives players a platform to showcase their artistic talents.

How does the Dynamic Seasons World work?

The Dynamic Seasons World on LumaMC transforms based on the season, with times of day and weather syncing up to real life (Northern hemisphere). It adds realism and immersion to the gameplay experience.

What are Fishing Competitions and Custom fishing?

Fishing Competitions on LumaMC allow players to test their fishing skills and compete for rewards. Custom fishing means that fish caught in these competitions are unique and have special attributes.

How can I earn cash with Jobs?

Players can work jobs on LumaMC to earn cash and make their way up the ranks or become the richest player on the server. Jobs provide a way for players to earn in-game currency through various activities.

Why should I choose LumaMC as my Minecraft server?

LumaMC offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience with exclusive features and a vibrant community. Our server is continuously evolving with exciting content updates and events. We value player feedback and strive to create a collaborative space where every player can thrive and enjoy endless adventures.

DiversityCraft Minecraft Server

Diversity, diversity and inclusion, diversity in the workplace, diversity pledge, diversity pledge action, diversity pledge advocacy, diversity pledge awareness, diversity pledge campaign, diversity pledge challenge, diversity pledge commitment, diversity pledge initiative, diversity pledge movement, diversity pledge participation, diversity pledge support, DiversityCraft, equality, inclusion, Minecraft, PLEDGE, Server, social justice, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old biomes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion of craziness! We’ve got llamas that can talk, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Plus, we have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VirginityVillager in Minecraft SMP

cultural beliefs, death, emotional impact, Expectations, Experience, Gender Roles, inferior life, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal choices, PRESSURE, regret, relationships, self worth, Sexuality, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillager

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of living an inferior life because you haven’t taken a girl’s virginity in Minecraft yet? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special quest where you must conquer the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower in hand to prove your worthiness to take a girl’s Minecraft virginity! Join us now and become the ultimate Chad of the block world. Death will no longer be eagerly awaited, but feared by all who oppose you!