WHY JOIN? WELL, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO ADDICTIVE THAT YOUR BRAIN WILL LIGHT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE! YOU’LL FEEL ALL THE EMOTIONS AND REWARDS WHILE BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS!
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE YOUR ORBITOFRONTAL CORTEX AND CEREBELLUM GO WILD! WHO NEEDS A NORMAL BRAIN ANYWAY? JOIN US AND LET YOUR BRAIN ROT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!
Want to play a server that has an anti-grief plugin, millions of selections in a shop, a economy-friendly player server, in a ingame auction, daily giveaways, and events?
This server is not p2w and theres nothing to spend money on! You can even get free ranks by just playing the server! Such as /heal, /fly commands!
This server is perfect for friends, there is land claim, and many other features to ensure your having a great time. There are many things to explore, and many things to do in Rode, give it a try!
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We got like, the most insane builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so wild, you’ll be laughing your ass off all day long.
And get this, we don’t celebrate birthdays like some faggot, we celebrate them like total badasses. So if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question everything you know, then come on over and join the madness. You won’t regret it, bro.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom’s rules or your dad’s explosive arguments. Let your creativity run wild as you create the ultimate love nest for you and your pixelated partner!
Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build a new life for yourself in the virtual world. Who needs real-life problems when you can have fun in Minecraft? Plus, we promise no one will block you or call your sister to tattle on you here!
So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a hilarious and drama-free experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from real-life craziness? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter future together!