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Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-up Lines Are Welcome

Analysis, Communication, communication styles, Confused, creeper, DATING, emotions, flirty, FlirtyCraft, Interpretation, lines, mixed signals, overthinking, patience, pickup, relationships, relationships advice, Reply, Signals, Texting, texting etiquette, texting habits, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5638
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5539
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of waiting for that special someone to reply to your texts? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our chat feature is so fast that you’ll never have to wait for a reply again! Join now and experience the thrill of instant messaging in a blocky virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Flirty Creeper, who will blow you away with their smooth pick-up lines and explosive charm. Who needs dating apps when you can find love (or at least a good laugh) on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the crazy adventures and hilarious encounters that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, Clans, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Hotfix 36.1.6, Koumei edition, Minecraft, modding, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, September Corruption Alerts, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe, Warframe General, Warriors, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6195	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

college, dropout, dropout consequences, dropout impact, dropout intervention, dropout prevention, dropout prevention initiatives, dropout prevention programs, dropout prevention resources, dropout prevention strategies, dropout rate, dropout recovery, dropout solutions, dropout statistics, dropout support, education, Gab, Minecraft, response, smp, University

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

DadDisagreesMCServer

anxiety, arranged marriage, brotherly love, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, DadDisagreesMCServer, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, family dynamics, family traditions, generational conflicts, love marriage, marriage pressure, personal autonomy, protective instincts, sibling bond, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	264
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	380	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	258	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6014	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Votes:	2409	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!