Relationship Goals/ All I Ever Need Minecraft Servers

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8480
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	110
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5569	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Emeralds Found:	5305
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crops Grown:	9147
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

Boost, NeuroLight, TestoCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	7004
Enchantments Applied:	123	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!