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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4654 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 705 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.
And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.
So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?