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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9945 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 409 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3830 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to ride on a pig while wearing a tutu, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But the real reason you should join our server? Well, let’s just say that owning a girl here comes with some…interesting perks. Aside from having an ass to fill every morning (yes, you read that right), you’ll also get a personal chef who cooks only the finest virtual food and a bodyguard who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come your way.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some virtual earplugs.