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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6846 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!