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NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5324	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ores Mined:	8288
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crops Grown:	2573
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1188
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4521
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Towns Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Star Shards Collected:	108

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!