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Pyrakia Reborn

Active Staff, Chest Shops, Community, credit system, Custom Plugins, Economy, Griefing, immersive experience, Jobs, Kits, MCMMO, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Timezones, Towny, uk, US, Valhalla, Vanilla, Vote crates

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

A revival of old servers, Pyrakia features unique mechanics and features across both vanilla servers and modded servers.

Pyrakia Towny

A 1.21 vanilla server. PVP is enabled, however with the Towny plugin you can control whether or not your areas have PVP on. Griefing is strictly not allowed. Towny has an 18k worldborder (+9k to -9k) and is perfect for those after a chilled out server focused on making friends and communities. Players on Towny have access to chest shops and also /jobs in order to make money and generate an economy. We use Valhalla as a replacement for MCMMO

Our owners are based in both the UK and the US; this range of timezones will contribute to a very active staff-base if any problems are to arise.

All Pyrakia servers feature custom plugins for an immersive experience. These include vote crates and a credit system for earning crates as well as ranks and other kits.

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Hanamura Survival

Aesthetic Cosmetics, battle pass, Community, Cosmetics, custom enchantments, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, f2p, free to play, Hanamura Survival, latest updates, MCMMO, Minecraft, Network, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Stable Economy, Survival, Updates

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Items Found:	8245
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Join Hanamura SMP today and re-live your childhood memories. The best community + the best server. We want you to have a great time here.

We are a Free-to-Play (F2P) survival network with features such as:

– Aesthetic Cosmetics (Tags, Chat Colors, and Particles) – Stable Economy (Carefully doctored prices) – Latest updates (Join on 1.21.1 for the best experience, other versions are supported) – Battle Pass (Completely F2P with epic rewards) – Custom Enchantments – Quests (Over 200 of them!)

We look forward to crafting a new core memory with you in Minecraft. Join our Discord server while you’re at it!

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Game Overload Minecraft Server

addictive games, compulsive gaming, Dangerous gaming habits, Escapist gaming, excessive gaming, excessive screen time, Game, Gaming addiction warning signs, Gaming as a coping mechanism, gaming burnout, gaming fatigue, Gaming moderation tips., gaming obsession, gaming overload, long gaming sessions, Minecraft, Overindulgent games, OVERLOAD, Server, Time Consuming Games, Time-wasting games, Too much of a good thing, Unhealthy gaming habits, video game addiction

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	169	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen in your life. Ever wanted to play a game where you have to race against a pack of angry llamas while riding a pig? We’ve got it! How about a game where you have to build a giant banana out of blocks before a horde of evil monkeys attack? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But that’s not all – we also have a special game mode where you have to navigate through a maze filled with explosive chickens that will blow up if you get too close. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try our ultimate challenge: surviving a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly creepers and zombie villagers.

So why wait? Join our server now for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

Rejected $58k Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of $58k! Why waste your hard-earned cash when you can join our server for free and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity?

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $58k when you have all this insanity waiting for you?

CraftyCreeper’sCuisine

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyCreepersCuisine, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural disrespect, Diversity, family dynamics, inclusion, indian culture, Interracial Relationships, microaggressions, racism, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, traditional food

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and cuisines! Unlike some people’s parents who can’t handle a little spice, we encourage you to bring your unique flavors to the table.

Join us for a taste of adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft together. Just like our friend from India who tried to introduce his girlfriend’s parents to some delicious chicken curry, we promise to always appreciate and respect the diversity of our players.

So, if you’re tired of bland, “normal” servers and want to spice things up with some international flair, come join us! We promise not to make any rude comments about your food choices or cultural background. Let’s build a community where everyone feels welcome, no matter where they’re from.

Don’t be an “simple American” like those parents, be a bold explorer of new tastes and experiences. See you in the game, where the only thing that stinks is the creeper explosions!

BlockyBreakups

avoiding conflict, BlockyBreakups, constant arguing, denial of issues, different goals, disinterest, Emotional distance, growing apart, ignoring each other, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of affection, lack of communication, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of trust, relationship problems, Resentment, seeking outside validation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1

When they start arguing over whose Minecraft house is better on our server! Join us for a wild ride of relationship drama and epic building competitions. Who needs couples therapy when you can settle your differences with a diamond pickaxe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves love notes in your inventory. Don’t miss out on the chance to find your soulmate while mining for diamonds!

KyivsMissileMadness

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, Europe, international relations, kyiv, KyivsMissileMadness, long range missiles, Military, Political, provocation, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, threat, War, West

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, west better not let kyiv use dem missiles or we gonna have a throw down”? well, imagine if u could be part of dat action on dis crazy minecraft server! like, u can be on team putin or team west and battle it out in epic long-range missile fights!

join now and be part of the madness as we recreate the tension between russia and the west in a virtual world where anything is possible! plus, like, there’s also a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur next move.

so come on, join the server and show off ur missile skills in a battle that will go down in minecraft history! who will come out on top? only time will tell on dis insane server!

Crafty Gun-Free Fun – Artsy Server

arts education, artsy, Community safety, Crafty, cultural impact, education system, Fun, gun prevalence, GunFree, increase in school violence, increased social isolation, lack of resources, mental health, neglected arts programs, school culture, school violence, Server, social isolation, societal issues, stripped arts education, unaddressed factors, underregulated gun prevalence, Violence prevention, youth violence

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Divine Spears Created:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with creativity? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got more arts education than a fancy schmancy private school, so you can unleash your inner Picasso while building epic structures in the game.

Not only that, but our server is like a virtual therapy session, helping you release all that pent-up stress from dealing with school violence, gun prevalence, and social isolation. Trust me, after spending some time on our server, you’ll feel like a whole new person.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you’ve got Minecraft and a bunch of cool peeps to hang out with? Let’s build a world where art reigns supreme and school violence is just a distant memory. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

What is the IP for ElasticDroid Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

ElasticDroid is a software development company specializing in creating innovative mobile applications for Android devices. With a focus on usability and modern design, ElasticDroid’s goal is to provide users with seamless and intuitive experiences. Their team of skilled developers is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of mobile technology and delivering cutting-edge solutions to their clients.

What are Minecraft servers like Project Eden ?

advanced chat system, building, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Features, fresh worlds, Friendly staff, Friends, Fun, holiday specials, MCMMO, Mini Games, minigame nights, multiplayer, player-driven economy, Relaxation, Skyblock, Survival, Trivia, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Hermitcraft: Known for its tight-knit community and focus on collaboration, Hermitcraft is a popular Minecraft server that shares similarities with Project Eden. Players can join forces with others to create massive builds, participate in server-wide events, and explore custom features that enhance gameplay.
CubeCraft Games: CubeCraft Games offers a diverse range of mini-games and unique gameplay modes that make it a great alternative to Project Eden. With features like custom plugins, leaderboards, and regular updates, players can enjoy new experiences every time they log on.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another top Minecraft server that attracts players with its wide variety of game modes, custom features, and large player base. From competitive mini-games to immersive adventures, Hypixel offers something for every type of player looking for a similar experience to Project Eden.
Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its fun mini-games, custom plugins, and active community. Players can join in on events, participate in competitions, and connect with others who share their love for immersive gameplay experiences.
The Hive: The Hive is a vibrant Minecraft server that features a mix of mini-games, challenges, and custom events. With a focus on player engagement and community interaction, The Hive provides a similar experience to Project Eden for those seeking a dynamic and entertaining server to explore.

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