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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8730 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 738 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8977 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.