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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4351 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!