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$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

$2.7 billion, achievement, billion, compensation, Dedication, Effort, Employee, GOOGLE, hard work, laziness, Minecraft, motivation, paid, Potential, productivity, Quitting, rehire, smp, success, success mindset, upward mobility, value creation, work ethic

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Star Shards Collected:	60	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

Furry Sadism Minecraft SMP

bad time, BDSM, consensual, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, Furries, Furry, Girls, kink, Limits, Minecraft, Nasty, no gore, Pain, playful, Pleasure, Roleplay, sadism, safe word, smp, Submission

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (just for kicks).

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner furry side? Look no further, because here at our SMP, we embrace all things fuzzy and adorable. From building giant cat statues to hosting llama races, we’ve got it all.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our resident prankster, Steve the Creeper, loves to pull hilarious (and sometimes explosive) pranks on unsuspecting players. Just ask Bob the Sheep, who still can’t find his wool after Steve’s latest shenanigans.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who love to laugh, have fun, and maybe even dress up as their favorite Minecraft mob? Come join us and let the furry chaos begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, empowerment, female, friendship, Fun, Gaming, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, safe space, Server, Social, Support, Survival, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Emeralds Found:	9158
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ep.vanilla-box.ru

Treat Others Better Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Conflict, double standards, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, Human Behavior, Hypocrisy, introspection, Minecraft, others, perspective, Psychology, reactions, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, Treat, TREATED, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2688	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we treat everyone like royalty…literally! We have a kingdom theme where you can rule over your own land and have peasants bowing down to you left and right. But be careful, because if you mistreat your subjects, they might just revolt and overthrow you!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is always down for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting to be discovered. So why are they upset at being treated as they treat others? Because on our server, everyone gets a taste of their own medicine…and it’s hilarious!

The Michael’s Minecraft SMP Show

#rockers, iconic duo, iconic pair, Jannetty, long lost tag team, Marty Jannetty, Michaels, Minecraft, professional wrestling, shawn michaels, Show, smp, tag team, wrestling, wrestling feuds, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling partners, wrestling rivalries, wrestling tag teams, wwe, WWE Hall of Fame, WWE superstars

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Michaels and the Jannettys. Who will come out on top? Who will be left in the dust? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret underground lairs, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken – yes, you read that right, a chicken that lays diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen.

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

2024.., achievement diaries, BlockyBoys, chat channel, Communication, FAQs, first look, INFORMATION, Leagues V Teasers, leagues waiting room, Legacy Java Client, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, Previous thread, Retirement, Rewards, royal titans, Server, Shutdown, skilling competition, standings, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	800
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the Royal Titans event where you can get a first look at some epic rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry! We’ve got quests, diaries, and all the info you need to get started on your crazy journey. Plus, our communication channels are top-notch, with a chat channel named “fart cc” because why not?

Oh, and did we mention the 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and creepers. Get ready to compete against the best of the best and show off your skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you there!

/seriea/ in yurop – Terronic edition Minecraft SMP

Aston Villa, Atalanta, bologna, champions league, comfy, Conference league, Edition, Europa League, Fiorentina, inter, Juventus, Lazio, LOSC, Ludogorets, MATCHDAY 5, meds, milan, Minecraft, oliveoilpilled, Pafos, RB Leipzig, Roma, SerieA, Slovan Bratislava, smp, Terronic, Terronic edition, Thursday November 28th, Tottenham, Tuesday November 26th, Water, Wednesday November 27th, young boys, Yurop

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	138

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than a Champions League match? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break is a goal scored against your opponents. We’ve got more drama than a Europa League matchday, with factions battling it out like Lazio vs Ludogorets. And don’t forget about our Conference League matches, where Fiorentina takes on Pafos in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But it’s not all about the competition, we also prioritize self-care. Remember to take your meds, drink water, and stay oliveoilpilled while you conquer the virtual world with your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

FoxCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to VulpeCraft! Hope you enjoy your stay! The server brand new and is in an open beta, so many features are not yet fully developed.

Server Features: – Origins (similar to races or classes) – Custom mobs, which drop custom items upon death – Custom items, which can be exchanged for valuable items at a hidden shop in spawn – Pocket dimensions to build your base inside (with LiteBase) – AuraSkills (similar to McMMO, you level up as you play) – AuraMobs (mobs are more or less difficult depending on your skills level) – GUI /shop – Voting rewards

Fun Fact: The server owner’s username, Vulpeculated, means “robbed by an evil fox.”

vulpecraft.com

Antenna Wedding Minecraft Server

ANTENNA, antennas, celebration, comedy, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorous, JOKE, LAUGH, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, pun, reception, Server, Wedding, Witty, witty comedy, witty humor, witty jokes, witty puns

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3987
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the antennas are getting in on the fun! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a reception that will have you laughing all night long. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join us now and let the good times roll!

”Can I Make It to $10M? Minecraft SMP”

10M, 2017, Achieving success, altcoins, crypto market, cryptocurrency, digital assets, financial goal, financial growth, Financial Planning, folio, Investment, Long Term Strategy, Minecraft, money mindset, personal finance, portfolio management, reaching milestones, shitcoin, smp, speculative investments, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9867	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is 2017 shitcoins! That’s right, forget about emeralds or gold, we’re all about that crypto life.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Sister’s Grooming Minecraft Server

brother, family, family dynamics, funny, Grooming, Grooms, groomsmen, humor, Marriage, meme, Minecraft, Personal, personal boundaries, relationship, Server, sibling, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling love, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterhood, sisters, Wedding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the unique experience of having your sister groomed by our expert team of virtual stylists. Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal, just a fun feature we offer to our players!

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a dive into our lava-filled swimming pool for a refreshing (and slightly dangerous) dip. Just make sure to bring your fireproof swimsuit!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!