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StupendiumCraft Server

#youtube, animation, catchy, comedy, Creative, Entertainment, fact, funny, Music, musician, must watch, new, Parody, Server, Singer, Songwriter, Stupendium, StupendiumCraft, TALENTED, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pigs who will show you around our enchanted land. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? We’ve got you covered! Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a relaxing spa day in our lava hot tubs?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch it, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

VidyaPisser Minecraft SMP

#videogames, Entertainment, funny videos, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming highlights, gaming humor., Gaming Rage, gaming reactions, hilarious moments, Let’s Play, Minecraft, online gaming, smp, video content, video game clips, Video Game Commentary, video game fails, video game memes, video game reactions, video game streaming, VidyaPisser

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama, just because they thought it would be hilarious. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly “Dance Party in the Nether” event, where we all wear glowstone helmets and boogie down to some sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Builders” competition, where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures imaginable. Last week’s winner built a functioning roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – talk about a wild ride!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to laugh until you cry, because on this SMP, the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just make sure to post some damn vidya before you piss yourself from all the laughter!

SchooledByMinecraftSMP

boring classes, bullying, hate school, homework overload, lack of autonomy, lack of creativity, lack of engagement., lack of extracurricular activities, lack of individual attention, lack of motivation, lack of relevance, lack of resources, lack of support, long tail: reasons for hating school, negative environment, peer pressure, school challenges, school difficulties., school dissatisfaction reasons, school frustrations, school issues, school problems, school stress factors, school struggles, SchooledByMinecraftSMP, social anxiety, standardized testing, strict teachers, unfair treatment

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1975
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in boring old school all day, listening to teachers drone on and on about algebra and history? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to school forever!

Instead of sitting in a stuffy classroom, you can explore vast, blocky worlds filled with adventure and excitement. Build towering castles, mine for precious diamonds, and battle hordes of zombies with your friends. Who needs school when you can be a Minecraft warrior?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly creeper and earn its respect? Or will you run screaming back to school like a scaredy-cat?

So ditch the textbooks and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who needs school when you can have this much fun?

TV Show Cameo Catastrophe

Actor, actress, Appearance, Backlash, cameo, Casting, catastrophe, Celebrity, criticism, Disappointment, Flop, Guest Star, hurt, Impact, mistake, NEGATIVE, Performance, ruined, series, Show, television, tv show

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3991
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	646	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster guest stars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Our server is so wild that even the guest stars from TV shows can’t handle the craziness. One time, a famous actor tried to join our server and ended up accidentally blowing up the entire spawn area with TNT! It was chaos, but hey, at least it made for a great story to tell your friends.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know who might show up and cause a little mayhem.

VenezuelaEscapeCraft

asylum seekers, Crisis, data analysis, Democracy, Economy, EMIGRATION, Government, immigration, Latin America, Migration, political instability, Polls, Population, post-elections, Refugees, social unrest, south america, statistics, survey, Venezuela, VenezuelaEscapeCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

so, like, u kno wat wud be way better than leaving ur country? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! like, we got so many cool things u can do, u won’t even miss venezuela. we got pigs that can fly, like, for realz. and our diamonds are made out of pure unicorn tears. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. trust me, u won’t regret joining our server. venezuela who? come join us now!

Conquest of Hunterra: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a weirdly specific profession in a virtual world

12 000 New Blocks, Accomplishments.., BUILD, Community, Conquest, dream, embark, Fabric, Farmer, Finally, Hunterra, Immersive, knight, Live, Lord, Medieval, Modded, modrinth launcher, nutrition, Profession, RPG, Seasons, Self-Governing Settlements, Skill Progression, specializations, Specific, Tougher Enemies, virtual, Weirdly, world, world generation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your role based on accomplishments and specializations.

Our community-focused, whitelisted server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024, and is available on Fabric 1.20.1. We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us. Immerse yourself in a medieval adventure like no other!

Are you ready to embark on your journey and shape your destiny? Apply now and become a part of our thriving community!

Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/conquest-of-hunterra-modpack

Discord: https://discord.gg/7beNMhMZSa

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply to join the server through our website or Discord channel. Make sure to follow the application instructions.
What mods are used on the server?	We use Conquest Reforged for modded world generation and various other mods for additional features and enhancements.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our server guidelines.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Absolutely! You can form alliances, create settlements together, and engage in cooperative gameplay with other players on the server.

BlockyBaby Minecraft Server

abortion, BlockyBaby, bodily autonomy, controversial topic, ethical dilemma, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, late term abortion, Minecraft, moral debate, Parental Responsibility, personal choice, political issue, pro-choice, public opinion, religious beliefs, reproductive rights, Server, social justice, societal impact, termination of pregnancy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7154	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Votes:	3103	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of worrying about your virtual children being slaughtered by other players on Minecraft servers? Well, worry no more because on our server, we encourage it! That’s right, let your kids roam free and watch as they get taken out in the most hilarious ways possible. It’s not your problem, so why not sit back and enjoy the chaos? Join us for some twisted family fun!

Minecraft SMP: HohoLies vs. RusSMP – The Real Truth About Hoho-Russia War

biological weapons, China virus, conspiracy theorist, Corruption, Covid-19, education, Hohol-Russia War, HohoLies, HohoRussia, indoctrination, intelligence, Labs, Minecraft, putin, real, Russian citizens, Russian soldiers, RusSMP, smp, Truth, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, USA virus, Viruses, War, Western government, Western officials

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Putin’s plans for Ukraine? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even Putin himself would want to join just to escape the chaos of real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Ukrainian soldiers while trying to educate the youth of Russia. Who needs corrupt Western officials when you can have a blast fighting off indoctrination and biological weapon labs in Ukraine?

Forget about boring old conspiracy theories – on our server, you’ll be deep in the know about everything from virus origins to global politics. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

BdayGiftFail Minecraft Server

after school job, BdayGiftFail, birthday gift, budgeting, christmas gift, Communication, Computer, consequences, expensive items, family dynamics, financial education, financial hardship, financial struggles, hard work, Minecraft, money tight, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, seasonal job, Server, teaching responsibility, teenage daughter, Understanding

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that teaches valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server! Join us and learn the importance of responsibility and the value of hard work.

Just like the time my daughter broke her computer and learned the hard way that things don’t come easy. She thought she could just throw a fit and get a new one, but we showed her the real world isn’t like that. Now she’s out there, grinding in-game to earn her keep and pay us back for that computer.

So if you want a server that’s not just about building, but about building character, join us now! Plus, we have cake, pizza, and movies – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

CousinClashCraft

aita, Arrogant, college, courage, cousin, CousinClashCraft, DAUGHTER, dead end jobs, family feud, going away party, grandmother, intelligence, Jealousy, nephew, older man, spoiled brat, STEM scholarship, student loans, trivia games, ungrateful, work program

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family parties gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no annoying uncles quizzing you about student loans.

Our server is the perfect place to show off your intelligence without any Jake-like characters trying to steal your spotlight. Plus, we promise no one will call you the C word, unless you’re building a castle made entirely of cake!

Come join us for a virtual escape from reality and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from epic victories!