Rehabilitating MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

Helluva Hotel General, shorts, Dancing Angels Edition, Startup, assassin business

Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2275

SpindleHorse, assassin business, Startup, Moxxie, loona

Join our Minecraft SMP for the “Don’t Give up on Him Edition” where we strive to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell by building hotels and running small assassin businesses.

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join us for a hellishly good time as we embark on outrageous adventures inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Who needs diamonds when you can have demon souls as currency? Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or start your own assassin business with your demon pals and survive each other’s shenanigans while running a startup in Hell.

Join us for insane stories, epic battles, and a whole lot of chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now!

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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245

Demons, FICS, Hell, MrKillWolf666, Blitzo

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell trying to reduce overpopulation by opening hotels.

In this server, you’ll have the chance to team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they navigate running a startup in Hell. Who knew demons could be so entrepreneurial?

But that’s not all! You’ll also have the opportunity to help Charlie in her quest to rehabilitate demons and send them off to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a demon rehab program or running your own assassin business. The possibilities are endless, and the chaos is guaranteed. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

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The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

SpindleHorse, Helluva Boss, Cytube channel, FICS, Charlie

Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

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The Blocky Bedrock BnB Minecraft Server

loona, Demons, (PILOT), Server, Heaven

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel like never before! Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel where guests check out into Heaven – talk about a killer vacation spot!

But that’s not all, you can also follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his quirky team. From weapons specialist Moxxie to bruiser Millie and receptionist hellhound Loona, this startup in Hell is sure to keep you on your toes – and maybe even get a few laughs along the way.

Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride through Hell and back, where you can experience the madness of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss firsthand. Who knew Hell could be so much fun? Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now for a devilishly good time!

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AuntieGTFO Minecraft Server

AuntieGTFO, Server, Boundaries, get out of my face, family drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Australian Shepards running amok and crazy aunts trying to boss you around.

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can tell annoying aunts to "get the f*** out of your face" without any consequences?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a virtual aunt trying to control your every move. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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CupcakeCrazeMC

soccer game, family dynamics, parenting, cupcakes, team sports

Are you tired of your kids running wild on the soccer field, ignoring the coach’s instructions? Join our Minecraft server where your kids can learn valuable lessons like listening skills and following directions in a fun and interactive way!

Imagine a world where cupcakes are the ultimate currency and participation treats are earned through hard work and teamwork. On our server, your kids will have to work together to build the ultimate cupcake empire while avoiding pesky distractions like rogue players running off to play with other kids.

Don’t be the asshole parent who lets their kids get away with everything. Join our server and show them that in the world of Minecraft, consequences are real and treats must be earned. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where cupcakes reign supreme? Join now and start your delicious adventure!

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CraftyCupid – Where love is mined!

MATCHMAKING.., relationships, dating scene, Mined, modern romance

Are you tired of swiping left and right on boring dating apps? Well, get ready to swipe up and down on our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is the hottest new dating app in town.

Why should you join? Because on our server, finding love is as easy as building a house out of diamond blocks. Our players have been known to fall head over heels for each other while battling creepers and mining for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic love stories in Minecraft history. We’ve had players meet while fighting off a horde of zombies, and others who fell in love while exploring a mysterious jungle temple together.

So if you’re looking for love in all the pixelated places, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way to happily ever after!

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BlockPartyCraft2022

political deadlock, hezbollah, veto, MIDDLE EAST, Saad Hariri

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for, like, two emeralds. It’s wild, I tell ya.

And get this, the other day, we had a zombie apocalypse event where all the players had to team up to defend the village from waves of zombies. It was intense, bro. We had players using potions, building giant fortresses, and even riding on the backs of Ender Dragons to take down the boss zombie.

But wait, there’s more. We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and witches. And every full moon, we hold a werewolf transformation party where players can turn into werewolves and hunt down unsuspecting mobs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

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Fish Suffocates Dehydration

Animal Behavior, Marine Biology, AQUARIUM, aquatic ecosystems, respiratory system

so, like, have u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish don’t suffocate? well, on this server, fish don’t just suffocate, they also die of dehydration! it’s like a double whammy for those poor fishies. but don’t worry, we have a special fish hydration station where they can get their drink on. join us and save the fish from their tragic fate! also, did i mention there’s a secret underground disco party for all the creepers? they love to boogie down when no one’s watching. so come join us for a wild time and help us keep those fish hydrated!

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