regrettable decisions – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Worst Contract In Minecraft SMP History

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like the NFL of the gaming world! We have more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of signing the worst contract in NFL history… in Minecraft! Who needs touchdowns when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

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VirginCraft20+

VirginCraft20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner Minecraft warrior and battle against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in epic dance battles with the villagers. And for those brave souls who dare to venture into the Nether, beware of the disco-loving zombie pigmen who will challenge you to a dance-off for your soul!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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KalugaCraft: Mi-28 Mayhem!

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So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut and taming some wolves, when BAM! A freakin’ Mi-28 Attack Helicopter comes crashing down right next to you! And get this, the crew inside? They’re all like, “Join our server or perish!” So, obviously, you gotta join because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by ghost helicopter pilots, am I right? Plus, they promised to give everyone a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. So, like, come join us before the helicopter ghosts haunt you forever or something, lol!

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MuscleCraft: Defeat the Fat Bosses

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come join our epic minecraft server where we flex our muscles and avoid alzheimer’s and parkinson’s like the plague! we got 412,691 players who have been playing for 9 years straight, building muscles and avoiding diseases like bosses. forget about those belly fat losers, we only accept players with biceps of steel and abs of diamonds. join us now and become a disease-fighting warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

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TideSMP

Adventure, BUILD, camaraderie, collaborate, Community, creativity, Custom Plugins, dynamic, Economy, Events, Experience, Explore, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, newcomers, PvP, seasoned players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TideSMP, Unique, Vanilla, vibrant

TideSMP is a dynamic Minecraft server offering a unique survival multiplayer experience. With a vibrant community, custom plugins, and exciting events, players can explore, build, and collaborate. TideSMP fosters creativity and camaraderie, making it the perfect place for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join the adventure today!

play.tidesmp.net:30008

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ekr!smp: The only place where creepers have social anxiety, sheep are fashionistas, and zombies have unionized

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ekr!smp Minecraft Server

Overview:

ekr!smp is a small, private, international Minecraft SMP server. We focus on providing a simple and chill gaming experience for our players. Here are some key features:

Features
Premium plugin that adds beautiful season changes into the game
PlasmoVoice mod for easy communication
Utilities like sitting on stairs, /sit, /lay commands and night skips
No griefing and killing without consent – we are a very chill SMP!

Server is multilingual, so that could be a great opportunity to learn a new language or practice your speaking skills. Survive, create beautiful builds, roleplay, communicate, make new friends and just have fun!

How to join:

To join, please join our Discord server and fill out a form to get whitelisted: https://discord.gg/8jYrgKNaFr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m not a premium Minecraft player?	Yes, our server is open to both premium and non-premium players.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server.
How often are the season changes in the game?	The season changes occur periodically, adding variety to the gameplay experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed, but only with the consent of the other player to ensure a friendly gaming environment.

BreadCraft Minecraft Server

BreadCraft, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to Kik Bread, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kik Bread and immediately found themselves surrounded by talking bread loaves. Yes, you heard that right, talking bread loaves! These loaves were hilarious and kept cracking jokes while helping the player build the most epic castle made entirely out of bread. And guess what? The castle could fly! That’s right, a flying bread castle!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. They dance, they sing, and they even have a potato DJ spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t even get me started on the magical unicorns that roam the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch them.

So come join us at Kik Bread for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll come across next!

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ExtinctGamerMC SMP

action games, Basebuilding, bring back, challenge, citybuilders, dungeon management, Extinct Gaming genres, ExtinctGamerMC, fan missions, Gaming, god games, immersive sims, inspirations, MOBA, Rts, smp, stealth games, The Dark Mod, thief, Timeline, Trve Immersive Sims

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living in the worst timeline but still having a blast! Join us for God games where you can create and destroy cities with ease, but watch out for unexpected challenges that will test your skills.

Ever wanted to manage dungeons like a boss? Well, now’s your chance! Dive into the world of Dungeon Management and show off your strategic skills in a whole new way. It’s like DOTA, but with a twist that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Stealth games are all the rage here, with mandatory stealth sections that will keep you on your toes. Embrace your inner ninja and sneak your way to victory in epic missions that will test your patience and cunning.

Immersive Sims may not be a real genre, but who cares? Dive into a world of immersive experiences that will inspire you to create your own genre of games. It’s like stepping into a whole new reality where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s bring back the best games from the past in a whole new, outrageous way!

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IllegalButShouldBe – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rules and no fun? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get me started on our pet llama army – they may look cute and cuddly, but they will protect our base at all costs.

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted shovels. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take part in our weekly “illegal building competition” where players compete to see who can build the most outrageous and rule-breaking structures.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional run-in with the server police), then come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary outlaw of our server.

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RespawnGodStats

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Afterlife, death, destiny, Eternity, fulfillment, GOD, Gratitude, impressive stat, introspection, judgment, Legacy, life stats, Memories, purpose, Reflection, RespawnGodStats, SELF AWARENESS, Soul, spirituality

So you just respawned in this crazy Minecraft world and God is like, “Hey, check out your life stats, bro!” And you’re like, “Oh snap, what’s my most impressive stat?” And God is like, “Well, you’ve died 69 times, but hey, at least you’ve mined over 420 diamonds! That’s some serious bling bling, my dude!”

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger, which gives you unlimited food but also makes you fart rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to do a sick parkour jump. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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PizzaCraft: Raise Hell!

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so, like, imagine a place where pizza is like, the currency, man. like, you mine for pepperoni and trade it for cheese blocks. it’s a wild world out there, bro. and the best part? instead of creepers blowing up your stuff, it’s like, angry pineapples that attack you. yeah, pineapples. but don’t worry, you can tame them and ride them into battle. it’s a total blast, dude. so come join our server and experience the pizza-powered madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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