Regret MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

Boundaries, blocky, Lucky, Experience, shame

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

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ConfessCraft: Where Creepers spill their secrets!

Redemption, emotional, confession, Communication, Honesty

Welcome to our Confess Minecraft server, where you can let out all your deepest secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs!

Join us if you want to confess your undying love for Creepers or if you have a secret obsession with mining diamonds in your sleep.

Our server is filled with secret tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items and rare blocks. But be careful, you might stumble upon a group of zombie villagers having a dance party!

If you’re feeling brave, take a dip in our lava pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale. Or challenge other players to a build-off where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day.

So come join us on Confess and let your inner Minecraft warrior shine! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you confess it all in the chat.

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LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

paid shills, dissatisfaction, Anime, love, guitar

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

grandmother, Support, Adventure, Time management, Priorities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”

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28 and Still Playing Minecraft LOL

Adulthood, underachiever, lol, Playing, twenty eight

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and enter a world of blocky possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations. Build a castle made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, or simply relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s safe).

Our community is filled with eccentric individuals who will welcome you with open arms and prank you mercilessly. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and reclaim your youth in the most ridiculous way possible. Who needs real-life achievements when you can become a Minecraft legend?

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Crafty Neets Club

perseverance, achievement, neets, Crafty, made it

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

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Blocky McBlockface: The Legend of the Not-So-Famous Player

celebrity interview, Redemption, FAMOUS, Downfall, Rise and Fall

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the famous come to play! Remember that one time when I was totally famous? Yeah, well now I’m here playing on this server and you can too!

Join us for some INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got EPIC builds, LEGENDARY loot, and UNBELIEVABLE events that will blow your mind!

Don’t believe me? Check out this video of me doing something WILD on the server: Click Here

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most AWESOME Minecraft community out there!

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Blocky Blunders: The Quest for the Unsaved Damsel

self-blame, Guilt, Unsaved, Grief, Loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to save the princess is by building the most epic castle known to man! But beware, the evil creepers are out to sabotage your construction efforts with their explosive antics. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as the ultimate castle builder, or will you be forever haunted by the princess’s haunting question, “Why didn’t you save her?” Join now and show those creepers who’s boss!

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Crafty Idol Masters: U149 Server

Masters, Server, fictional idol, japanese, Idol

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a birthday party that never ends!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your fun, because our admin team is made up of magical unicorns who will banish them to the Nether realm.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a costume party where you can dress up as your favorite block and compete in ridiculous mini-games like chicken jousting and llama racing. And the best part? The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party never end!

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OopsCraft: Where every mistake is a hilarious story waiting to happen!

redo, hilarious, setback, blunder, oversight

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft server. I was just minding my own business, mining away and suddenly I stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited that I accidentally hit the wrong button and ended up deleting my entire inventory! Hours of progress down the drain, but hey, at least I got a good laugh out of it. If you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for some epic loot, then you definitely need to join this server. Who knows what kind of crazy mishaps you’ll get into next!

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