Regret MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftMortify

MineCraftMortify, embarrassing situations., mortifying moment, unforgettable, embarrassing experiences

LOL come join dis server where we make mortifying moments look like a walk in da park! We got creepers dat explode in rainbow colors, pigs dat fly like superman, and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs!

Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the whole server, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with ice cream blocks and marshmallow trees!

Join us and be part of da craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs normal when you can have absurdly awesome?! Let’s make mortifying moments our new favorite pastime!

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NastyCraft: Dirty Deeds & Blocky Builds

blocky, revolting, Foul, Despicable, deeds

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a house out of dirt? Well, look no further, because on our server, the nastiest thing you’ve ever done will pale in comparison!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!

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Event Eraser: Wipeout Wars!

hypothetical scenario, Revision, eraser, Alternate Reality, CHANGE

Are you tired of boring old history? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually go back in time and erase any event from history! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of the selfie stick? Easy peasy. Join our server and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up accidentally creating a world where cats rule the planet. It’s all possible on our wacky and wild server. Join now and start messing with the space-time continuum in the most ridiculous ways imaginable!

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Memory Lane Craft

Craft, Emotional healing, anxiety, Self Discovery, introspection

hey u!! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that it will make ur brain explode with joy!! like one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas!! and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking around the server!! if u join our server, u will have the chance to experience all this craziness and more!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

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PixelJunkies Minecraft Server

unnecessary purchase, useless items, Minecraft, unneeded, Extravagant

Have you ever bought a pet rock? Well, that’s nothing compared to joining our Minecraft server! Our server is so useless, it’s actually useful. Why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of mining for imaginary diamonds and building pixelated houses that no one will ever see? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly pointless and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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SmartIT Minecraft Server

school IT, school spyware, Minecraft, windows 7, Snitch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can install multiple operating systems on your Minecraft computer, just like this mad lad did with his school netbook! Become the master of your own virtual universe and show off your tech skills to impress your friends.

But beware, the teachers and school IT are out to get you for your rebellious ways! Escape their clutches and embark on a journey to freedom, all while laughing in the face of authority.

Join our server now and show off your Minecraft skills while sticking it to the man! Who needs school when you have a whole new world to explore and conquer? Let the fun begin!

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CraftyFool Minecraft Server

awkward, foot in mouth, Oops, Gaffe, CraftyFool

Hey fellow Minecrafters, ever had a moment where you accidentally told a creeper your deepest secrets? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that because our creepers are actually friendly and just want to trade diamonds for cookies! Join us for a chance to have hilarious “I wish I hadn’t said that” moments with our quirky NPC villagers who have a tendency to spill all your embarrassing secrets to everyone in the village. It’s a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of regret. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server!

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KidzCraftKickedOut

RESPONSIBILITY, adoption, Boundaries, emotions, compassion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can build your own happy family without any unexpected surprises.

Just like the unexpected pregnancy in this story, you never know what kind of crazy twists and turns you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a long-lost sibling looking for revenge? Or maybe you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and drama.

With a community as diverse as this family, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and interact with. Who knows, you might even find your own adopted daughter showing up at your virtual doorstep, ready to stir up some trouble.

So come join us on this wild ride of emotions and block-building fun. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this to escape to?

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Henya’s Last Hope Minecraft Server

Redemption, regret, opportunity, Too late, salvation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of Henya hangs in the balance! Join us as we embark on a quest to save Henya from certain doom… or maybe just chill and build some epic structures, whatever floats your boat.

Rumor has it that Henya is being overrun by a horde of evil chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the hero Henya needs, or will you be pecked to death by the feathery fiends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature said to grant wishes to those who can find and tame it. Will you be the one to ride into battle on the back of a shimmering swine?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and help us save Henya… or at least have a good laugh trying!

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ParentalPwnageCraft

Bilingual, culture, Pakistan, Urdu, RESPONSIBILITY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a family drama that puts soap operas to shame! Join us and witness the epic tale of Omar, Lily, and their struggle to decide whether their kids should learn Urdu or not. Will Omar stand up to Lily and honor his parents’ legacy? Or will he crumble under the pressure and let his kids grow up without knowing their mother tongue?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of white-washed kids who are plotting to take over the server with their lack of cultural knowledge. Will they succeed in their nefarious plans? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on in and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the outrageousness that is our Minecraft server. Who needs boring old quests and building challenges when you can have family feuds and language debates instead? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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