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Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Epirate Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🌍 Earth Map + Live Map	Explore the world with a custom Earth map and live map functionality.
⚔️ Custom Weapons and Armor	Equip yourself with unique weapons and armor for battles.
🦈 Sea Monsters	Encounter dangerous sea monsters during your adventures.
⛵ Player-built ships	Construct your own ships and sail across the oceans.
🪙 Treasures	Search for hidden treasures and riches throughout the world.
🔥 Wars and naval regions	Engage in wars and claim naval regions for your nation.
💰 Economy	Participate in a robust in-game economy system.
🐟 Advanced Fishing system	Enjoy an advanced fishing system for relaxation and rewards.

Join our Discord for community discussions and updates.

Watch our server trailer to see the gameplay in action.

Explore the server map at https://map.epiratemc.com/.

Server Details:

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – SERVER IS RELEASING MAY 3

The Cosmos VS Hypixel

alien planets, celestial economy, cosmic discoveries, cosmic-crafting, Creative, custom ships, Economy, extraterrestrial survival, futuristic gadgets, futuristic weaponry, galactic armory, galactic travel, intergalactic community, interstellar adventure, otherworldly towns, planetary colonization, Roleplay, sci-fi themed, space opera, space-faring, Survival, time-traveling adventures, Towny, unique pets, Universe Exploration

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Animals Bred:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Hypixel	The Cosmos
Popular and well-established server Wide variety of game modes Active and large player base Custom mini-games and challenges Regular updates and events	Unique Sci-Fi themed Survival experience Explore planets and solar systems Customize your own ship with Movecraft Expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons Donator perks and exclusive items

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and more.
How active is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a large and active player base, making it easy to find games and interact with other players.
Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel regularly updates their server with new content and events to keep players engaged.

The Cosmos FAQ

Question	Answer
What is unique about The Cosmos server?	The Cosmos offers a Sci-Fi themed Survival experience where players can explore different planets and solar systems.
Can I customize my own ship on The Cosmos?	Yes, players can design and customize their own ships using the Movecraft plugin on The Cosmos.
What special features does The Cosmos have?	The Cosmos features an expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons, as well as donator perks and exclusive items.

CraftyFuns Isekai: Where CF maids get the royal treatment!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	179

Are you tired of your CF (Catgirl Foxgirl) maid in isekai constantly getting in the way and causing chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate CF maid management simulator where you can train your maid to do your bidding with hilarious results.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, one of which can be used to make your CF maid the perfect servant.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wacky adventure filled with CF maids, Diamond Chickens, and endless possibilities!

Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and even participate in our annual llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magic Items Found:	1750
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.6w.vanillaboxmc.ru

FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

CraftyCriminalBidenServer

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest place in the Minecraft universe! We have zero tolerance for boring players and encourage all our members to let loose and have a good time.

Join us if you want to call Joe Biden a criminalpig and get away with it! We don’t believe in censorship or political correctness here – say whatever you want, whenever you want. Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a mob, a real-life pig dressed as Joe Biden appears in your game. It’s hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a criminalpig!

MythicHaven VS Hypixel

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Hypixel	MythicHaven
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with a variety of minigames	– Ultimate Towny experience with custom features
– Active player base and frequent updates	– 75+ Custom Enchants, In-Game Ranks, Jobs, McMMO
– High-quality server performance	– Custom music and sound effects, Regular Events
– Professional staff and customer support	– Player run economy and custom crafting recipes
Cons	Cons
– May be overwhelming for new players	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Some game modes may be less popular	– Limited variety of minigames

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel or MythicHaven better for players who enjoy minigames?

Hypixel is known for having a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy, making it a great choice for those who love minigames. However, MythicHaven offers a unique Towny experience with custom features that cater to players who prefer a more structured gameplay style.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is the largest Minecraft server with a very active player base. MythicHaven, on the other hand, has a smaller player base but offers a more personalized and community-oriented experience.

Which server has better performance and customer support?

Hypixel is known for its high-quality server performance and professional staff who provide excellent customer support. MythicHaven also offers friendly staff, but due to its smaller size, performance may vary compared to Hypixel.

Are there any unique features that set MythicHaven apart from Hypixel?

MythicHaven offers 75+ custom enchants, player-run economy, custom crafting recipes, and regular events that provide a unique and immersive Towny experience that is different from the minigame-focused gameplay of Hypixel.