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CopaLib’s Banheirao Adventures – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	162
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have epic dance parties in the Nether!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through the End dimension, only to have it crash into a dragon mid-flight! True story.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we hold a massive fireworks show that can be seen from space (if Minecraft had a space dimension, that is).

So come join us and embrace the madness! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crops Grown:	3171	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

altcoins, blockchain technology, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, DumpsterFire, financial news, investment strategies, LINK dumps, long tail tags, market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, risk management, smp, Trading, trading signals

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1421
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Void Gems Collected:	37

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	311	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Star Shards Collected:	82	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRJ1.SKYBARS.ME

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5048
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Star Shards Collected:	215

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5444	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8765
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).