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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 2752 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?
So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!