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  • VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers

    VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2207
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 4827
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

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    hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like viruses? well then boy do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a crazy oncolytic virus that can cure colorectal cancer and stop metastasis! join us and be a part of this wacky adventure where u can fight off cancer cells while building ur dream minecraft world! who knew viruses could be so fun?! come join us now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

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  • Thailand Adventure Minecraft Server

    Thailand Adventure Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 5071
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a disco ball at a rave? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest party in town! Forget about Thailand, because here you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep, flying squids, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies like to breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

    So why didn’t he go to Thailand instead? Because this Minecraft server is where all the real adventure happens, where the fun never stops, and where you’ll make memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Most Fierce Players With Diamond Weapons and Magic

    Minecraft SMP: Most Fierce Players With Diamond Weapons and Magic
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2577
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching movies for people who actually watch movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own movie theater where we act out all the latest blockbusters using only emojis and interpretive dance. Join us for a cinematic experience like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep, Sir Fluffington, is a method actor who once starred in a sheep-themed remake of Titanic. Don’t miss out on the sheep-tastic drama!

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  • GiftFail Minecraft Server

    GiftFail Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 7868
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Divine Spears Created: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

    Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

    But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

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  • CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

    CrashCraft: ToldYaSo
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 1741
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6064 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 178 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

    Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

    Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

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  • CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 682
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Crops Grown: 2070 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

    Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

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  • EternalEatsMC

    EternalEatsMC
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 1110
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8088 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 261 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

    But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

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  • F35TurkeyNATObase

    F35TurkeyNATObase
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 8580
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 462
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Alien Abductions: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

    but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

    so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?

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  • Soybean Snap Server

    Soybean Snap Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6922
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 246

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 5529
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is like a Linux commercial on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling faster than you can say “Steve.” And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato is actually a TNT block ready to blow!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through the End dimension for glory and epic loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon do a victory dance after winning a race.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs.

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