ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMONDS AND IT TURNED INTO A GIANT DIAMOND GOLEM THAT PROTECTED THE WHOLE SERVER FROM ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
ALSO, WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES LIKE UNICORNS AND DRAGONS!
OH, AND DID I MENTION, IF U JOIN, U MIGHT GET TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS?
SO, COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, CUZ U NEVER KNOW WHAT WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT IN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER! 🤪🎮🦄🐲
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!
Join us and experience the epic battle between China and Mongolia… in Minecraft! That’s right, you can finally settle the age-old dispute in a virtual world where anything is possible. Will China finally conquer Mongolia or will the Mongolian warriors rise up and defend their land with pixelated swords and shields? The fate of these blocky nations is in your hands!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city where players can engage in intense PvP battles while riding pigs and throwing exploding chickens at each other. It’s like a bizarre mix of Hunger Games and Farmville, but way more awesome.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a quest for glory, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of China or Mongolia in the wackiest Minecraft server ever created!
Join us as we embark on a quest to save the Westoids from a horde of evil zombie chickens who have taken over their land. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary poultry – they shoot lasers out of their eyes and can fly!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a hero in the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks to keep the peace. Don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
3. Our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY. Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re not as sweet as they look.
4. We host weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures imaginable. From giant toilet castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).
So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blood Type Horoscopes, where your blood type determines your fate in the game. Are you a Type O? Prepare for epic battles and treasure hunts. Type AB? Get ready for magical adventures and secret quests.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Community Driven | Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment. |
| Anti-Griefing Measures | With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities. |
| Online Map | Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map http://map.alexandriasmp.com |
| Regular Events | Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. |
| Shopping District | Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district. |
| Many Fun Addons | We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat. |
Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions. Also, we just got a reset map a few days ago.
Visit our website and apply via our Discord: Discord
A: Visit our website and apply via our Discord server.
A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.
A: Of course! Our events are open to all players, and we encourage new players to join in and have fun.
A: We just had a reset map a few days ago, but map resets are typically done periodically to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Once you survive the challenges, you will be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest mountains and deepest caves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that grants you invincibility and the ability to summon an army of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on the most joever Minecraft server out there!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.
Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).
So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!