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New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

The owner of the server “Ballistix Minecraft Game Servers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6462	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	482928
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Love Letters Sent:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Star Shards Collected:	144
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

Equal Rights Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	1452	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

Dust Settled Minecraft SMP Memes Aside

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring, regular Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: a world where the creepers dance to disco music, the pigs wear top hats, and the zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So why join? Because where else can you find a server where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky? Let your imagination run wild and come join the madness today!