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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1420 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 3765 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
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