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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9940 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3096 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.