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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1189 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 309812 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
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