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Minecraft SMP – Ukraine Happening General

Belgorod, border regions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, domestic-made ballistic missile, drone attack, F-16 crash, gas pipeline, general, Happening, Kharkiv, Minecraft, missile strike, mongolia, oil base, Poltava, putin, Rostov Oblast, russia, smp, state secret, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more intense than the Ukraine conflict! Our server is so action-packed, Putin himself claims our players face no resistance while advancing in the game. Zelenskyy may have reshuffled his cabinet, but our players will never shuffle their loyalty to our server.

Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!

We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!

So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP, unconventional aesthetics, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charisma, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional magnetism, Unique Features

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	2760	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4663
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Towns Built:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!

CraftyNoobSkills

Ability, Adaptability, capability, common, Communication, competence, CraftyNoobSkills, critical thinking, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, important, Lacking, life skill, necessary, practical, problem solving, proficiency, skill, talent, valuable

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	994
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8605	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Star Shards Collected:	115	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Void Armor Forged:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO

#cyberattacks, allied nations, Conflict, cyber threats, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital warfare, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign policy, HACKING, Information Security, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military aggression, nato, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, US

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Farms Harvested:	908	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!

Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

Animals, Bingo, Bingos, catchy tune, Childhood, children’s song, classic, dog, Farm, Farmer, Farmyard, Fun, Lyrics, Memory, Music, name.., Nostalgia, nursery rhyme, old macdonald, Repetition, rhyme, sing-along, song

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchantments Applied:	89	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

antidepressant, brain function, depression relief, depression treatment, glutamate receptor, gun, INTERRUPTS, ketamine, ketamine research, ketamine therapy, Machine, mental health, mental health breakthrough, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilization, neural activity, neuroplasticity, neurotransmitters, NMDA receptor, psychiatric medication, psychiatric therapy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

What is the IP for Swag x Godly Minecraft Server?

GODLY, Minecraft, Server, swag

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Swag x Godly is a talented and versatile artist who combines elements of swag and spirituality in his music. With his unique blend of street smarts and higher consciousness, he captures the attention of listeners with his catchy hooks and thought-provoking lyrics. Swag x Godly is carving out his own lane in the music industry, elevating the rap game with his innovative style and infectious energy.

Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

play.leastnw.com

Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.