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GhostlyBanquet

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Potions Brewed:	177
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7995
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	80	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Votes:	9052
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	740498	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	140	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4278	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	132
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Farms Harvested:	234	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ores Mined:	9766	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!