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StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	925889	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

community impact, criminal behavior, EliteCraft, emotional trauma, gun control, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, public health crisis, Public Safety, Senseless Violence, Server, social responsibility, societal issues, societal values, Tragedy, Violence prevention

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	171	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	1020	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

Accelerate, ADVANCE, Boost, drive forward, Expedite, facilitate, fast track, gain momentum, hasten, Hurry, increase velocity, long tail tags: speed up, Minecraft, Prompt, propel, push ahead, quicken, rev up, Rush, Server, spur on, step on the gas, stimulate, WarpSpeedCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6829
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server will have you accelerating into a whole new level of fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs like they’re race cars, battling evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and diving into lava pools for a chance to win rare loot (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and accelerate your Minecraft experience to the next level!

WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

aita, arranged marriage, car accident, emotional attachment, feeling control, Flame, huge asshole, insta story, labeling, late wife, Minecraft, moving on, mutual friend, not giving a fuck, online dating, parents’ opinion, Server, shock, trip to Thailand, twisting, WifelessWonders, wondering

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	854
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

birthmark, BLACKJACK, Boyfriend, braces, concealment, cryptocurrency, Defending, Divorce, doesnt, English, foreigner, Invisalign, mom, moms, poker face, private school, public school, Responsible, savings, self-control, Tutor, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1419	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	3032
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

Borrowing, BuddyBucks, ethical dilemma, financial assistance, financial decision-making, financial favors, financial responsibility, financial support, financial trust, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Generosity, helping friends, lending money, loaning money, Minecraft, moral obligation, peer pressure, personal finance, Repayment, Server, trustworthiness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Farms Harvested:	417
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3924
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!

AutoTuneAnthem

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!

CraftyConvictsMC

Conscientious objectors, consequences, Consequences of refusal, CraftyConvictsMC, criminal cases, draft dodging, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal, legal actions, legal consequences, Military, military duty, military service, national service, prosecution, Refusal to serve, russia, Russian law, Russian media

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2571	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!