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Minecraft server: /pol/Paradise

anonymous users, controversial discussions, current events, cyberbullying, digital discourse, echo chambers, freedom of speech, groupthink, internet culture, Media influence, Minecraft, online debates., online forums, POL, Political Correctness, political opinions, Politics, polParadise, public opinion, Server, social media, societal issues, Some things just never change

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the mystical land of diamond-filled caves and unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, some things just never change… like the fact that our server is the absolute best!

EurotardCraft Minecraft Server

closed-mindedness, cultural ignorance, cultural insensitivity, discrimination, disrespectful attitudes, ethnocentrism, Eurocentrism, European stereotypes, EurotardCraft, eurotards, ignorance, intolerance, lack of education, Minecraft, narrow-mindedness, negative stereotypes, offensive behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, societal attitudes, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with eurotards who don’t know how to have fun? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the eurotard spirit and take it to a whole new level!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie eurotards who are hellbent on stealing all the diamonds in the land. Build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of obsidian, or a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Eurotard King, who will challenge you to ridiculous quests like finding his lost pet chicken that can only speak in Shakespearean insults. And if you succeed, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of pure gold (or maybe just fool’s gold, who knows?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate eurotard champion and earn bragging rights for life!

GymCreeperBlocker420

athletes, Community, emailing, football coach, GymCreeperBlocker420, HIGH, high school, Injuries, Intake, Marijuana, Paperwork, programming, sports, Stoned, strength and conditioning, summer lifting, Texting, Training, volunteer, volunteering, weight room

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Crops Grown:	4333	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Towns Built:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	748

Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

FamBam Betrayal

abandonment, BETRAYAL, coping, Disappointment, Dysfunctional, emotional, FamBam, family, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Loneliness, moving on, neglect, realization, relationships, Self Discovery, Support, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of your so-called “family” never being there for you in Minecraft? Join our server and build a new family with us! Our community is so tight-knit, we’ll have your back more than your own siblings ever did. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly Endermen who just want to help players find their true home in the pixelated world. So say goodbye to your fake family and hello to your new blocky buddies on our server!

HongKongSuicideCraft Server

anxiety, Awareness, Cases, Concern Group, counseling, Crisis, depression, Help, HIGH, Hong Kong, HongKongSuicideCraft, HOTLINE, intervention, mental health, Prevention, public health, Server, statistics, stigma, stress, suicides, Support

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1383
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing hitting a high is your FUN LEVEL! we got more suicides than hong kong, but don’t worry, it’s all just PIXELS! join now and experience the thrill of jumping off cliffs and respawning like a BOSS. our concern group is here to make sure you have the time of your LIFE (or death, whatever). so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig your way to INSANITY!

MarriageCraft: No Kids Allowed

advocacy, Africa, Allowed, Ban, Bans, child marriage, children, Development, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kids, law, Legal, legislation, Marriage, MarriageCraft, policy, Protection, RIGHTS, Sierra Leone, social justice, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2494	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Animals Bred:	121
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban child marriage just like Sierra Leone! we don’t want any little steve or alex getting hitched before their time, so come build, mine, and fight mobs with us in a safe and child-friendly environment. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw wild parties every night. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the fun! so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a minecraft experience like no other.

EdgeOfGloryMC

athletic competition, athletic performance, Competition, edge placement, EdgeOfGloryMC, lane positioning, laned sports, race favorite, race favorites, race tactics, sports psychology, sports strategy, sports visibility, Sportsmanship, strategy, swim, swimming races, track, track events, VISIBILITY, visual advantage

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers give the best hugs (watch out tho, they explode).

u know why u should join? cuz our players are so pro, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat while doing a handstand. and our moderators are like magical unicorns, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter wherever they go.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted gear and golden apples. and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like watching a pack of wild wolves fight over a steak.

so come on over to our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). join us now and let the adventure begin!

CitrineCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, multiplayer survival factions minigames economy PVP roleplay creative skyblock dungeons quests mods plugins exploration building trading clans events loot pets, PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to CitrineCraft! With us you will never get bored 🙂

Our server has a lot of stuff to do such as Leveling up your skills Grinding Making bases Having fun with other players Open public markets And lot more!

Join us today

CitrineCraft.minehut.gg

PolarPrison

animated, Bosses, Crates, Custom, Envoys, Free OP Items, Gangs, Keyalls, Minecraft, Pickaxe Enchants, PolarPrison, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, PvE, PvP, season 1, upgradeable

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to POLARPRISON SEASON 1 [1.8-1.21]

MANY CUSTOM FEATURES, INCLUDING: – Custom, Upgradeable, and Animated Pickaxe Enchants – Private Mines – Gangs – Bosses – Envoys – Crates and Keyalls – Free OP Items

play.polarprison.net

ZoneGens

banner, blocks, Community, Cool, Fighting, Gaming, Gen, Generator, Gens, GIF, Materials, mine, Minecraft, planet minecraft, PvP, Server, Strongest, Survival, Upgrade, watch out, ZoneGens

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Emeralds Found:	4695	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Zonegens is the coolest Gen / PVP server on minecraft!in this server you can mine blocks to earn materials and eventually upgrade them to become the strongest. Watch out though, PVP is ON!

zonegens.minefort.com